wonderful thing Lady in red triggers bullfight chase at André Rieu concert Rusty Blazenhoff

crime Rapist who faked own death reportedly dead again Rob Beschizza

politics Trump Arch in D.C. to be tremendously large and golden Rob Beschizza

art Dan Bowers makes tiny found-object sculptures for his wife Popkin

crime Police sue to stop Trump's apparent Jan. 6 loyalty rewards scheme Jason Weisberger

Weird Don't fall for AI-generated sob stories Grant St. Clair

Technology Researchers built a language model that thinks it's still 1930 Ellsworth Toohey

Science What is this weird huge mound in Siberia? Ellsworth Toohey

confession Sure, Jan: Melania pops up with a very convenient Epstein denial Jason Weisberger

texas Watch the Attwater's prairie chicken do his mating dance (he's really going for it) Jennifer Sandlin

History The best-preserved ancient human ever found had 130 melon seeds in her stomach Ellsworth Toohey

art The world's most traveled religious artifact has her own boarding pass Popkin

newspapers 79-year-old paperboy not retiring yet Rob Beschizza

crime Cathedral dean accused of stealing baseball cards from Walmart Rob Beschizza

politics Raw milk parties make me want to barf Jennifer Sandlin

Dance Dance Revolution Congressman demands a federal probe into 13 minutes of televised twerking Jason Weisberger

bring the receipts FBI file claims Epstein introduced Melania to Trump, contradicting the fairy tale Jason Weisberger

movies Melania film pulled from theater that made fun of it Séamus Bellamy

Cancer Causing Florida says it found Roundup's active ingredient in widely sold breads Jason Weisberger

obey Command Performance: US troops reportedly forced to watch "Melania" Jason Weisberger