health Anti-vax parents celebrate quadrupling whooping cough numbers in Texas Ellsworth Toohey

government Texas lottery commission shut down by unanimous Senate vote, leaving winners in limbo Mark Frauenfelder

animals Jonah the hotdog-less Marlins dog gets his dream day on July 12 Jennifer Sandlin

politics A man got 30 years for moving boxes of left-wing zines Ellsworth Toohey

free speech Zine publisher sentenced to 50 years in prison for "material support to terrorists" Ellsworth Toohey

Comics Tom the Dancing Bug: Elon Musk and His DOGE Pals, in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Ruben Bolling

beaver nuggets People line up to shop at Arizona's new gas-station cathedral Jason Weisberger

History In 1896 a railroad crashed two trains head-on for fun and killed two spectators Ellsworth Toohey

Science RFK, Jr. says "depriving" children of whole milk constitutes "a form of child abuse" Jennifer Sandlin

politics Indiana declares June "Nuclear Family Month" Jennifer Sandlin

circus Dashcam shows Los Angeles cops dangerously lose their suspect Jason Weisberger

Science There was a T. Rex of the sea and it was terrifying Gail Sherman

worse things happen at sea Tesla Cybertruck owner, intending to test "wade mode," learns about "sink mode" Jason Weisberger

News U.S. expects the smallest US wheat crop since 1972 Ellsworth Toohey

law Sex offender coached kids with clickwrap waiver which didn't mention it Rob Beschizza

News The Onion reaches deal to take over InfoWars Rob Beschizza

politics Minnesota Senate candidate convicted for throwing tarantula at tenant Ellsworth Toohey

crime Texas woman soaked Bibles in drugs and mailed them to inmates Ellsworth Toohey

The stars at night The best little police prostitution scandal in Texas Jason Weisberger

politics Megachurch pastor who abused 12-year-old is free after 6 months in jail Rob Beschizza