new york Rats raid a Chipotle, bite workers Kevin Reome

music Man detained after playing Imperial March to troops in D.C. wins "substantial" settlement Rob Beschizza

Whiskey Pete discovers viruses do not respect vaccine freedom speeches Jason Weisberger

politics New blue paint under Reflecting Pool already peeling Rob Beschizza

white supremacist JD Vance turns dog whistles into a brass section Jason Weisberger

transformation Grandpa Pudding Brains pours peroxide into the Lincoln Memorial Algae Farm Jason Weisberger

politics Trump Arch in D.C. to be tremendously large and golden Rob Beschizza

History A 14-year-old Japanese sailor drifted across the Pacific for 14 months and could never go home Ellsworth Toohey

News Washington Post sued over alleged surveillance pricing Séamus Bellamy

Dementia Don Grandpa Pudding Brains set to invade Washington, D.C. Jason Weisberger

Internet An anonymous group posted internet puzzles to recruit code-breakers, then vanished Ellsworth Toohey

aliens Catholic church fires exorcist who said UFO sightings mostly the work of demons Rob Beschizza

I seen a rainbow Grandpa Pudding Brains goes chasing waterfalls Jason Weisberger

pool Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils "our pool is bigger than skyscrapers" chart Jason Weisberger

crime Loony Toon sentenced to 20 years in prison for shooting at cops Rob Beschizza

politics Judge orders Trump's name removed from the Kennedy Center Rob Beschizza

Science Scientists built a machine to solve what AI can't Ellsworth Toohey

A coder fed 20 years of his messages to AI to audit his friendships Ellsworth Toohey

Delightful Creatures Gray whales made a comeback, and now the food is disappearing Jason Weisberger

politics The Good Liars tried selling Trump bibles and got no takers Grant St. Clair