Walrus emits excellent noises on command (video)


39 Responses to “Walrus emits excellent noises on command (video)”

  1. Hakuin says:

    you know, this is the kind of thing that makes it hard to kill and eat walruses.

    • Gilbert Wham says:

       A friend of mine, whom I love like a brother, makes noises like this in his sleep; at which point, if I am in the vicinity, I hate him with the fury of a Thousand Suns. Dear God, the resemblance is uncanny…

      • Gyrofrog says:

         Camels can make some similar noises.  When I was out in the desert, I had food poisoning, and as a result I made camel noises, too.  Fortunately, if I woke anyone, they probably just figured it was those damn camels.

    • Artor says:

      That, and the fact that they’re 500 lbs and live on arctic pack ice. I wouldn’t even want to try to kill & eat a walrus!

      • devinderry says:

        500lbs my ass, this fella is 3,400lbs! It is absolute magic to watch the grace this behemoth has in the water.   http://www.flickr.com/photos/72149772@N00/6949906199/in/set-72157629348598199

  2. Mitchell Glaser says:

    It’s nice to see Newt Gingrich mellowing a little as he grows older.

  3. Bashtarle says:

    Admittedly I am aware of Walruses, know about what they look like and all…. 
    O.o What is wrong with eyes…… or do they always look like that?

    Gave me Total Recall flashbacks.

  4. RKTR ♫soundcloud.com/rktr says:

    Starts ripping yt audio to make a dubstep-remix out of this

  5. Greg says:

    But when a walrus dry heaves, it sounds uncannily like Delibes’ Flower Duet.

  6. sic transit gloria C.F.A. says:

    Yes, but can he say “I has a bukkit”?

  7. Teirhan says:

    OK, I’m going to have nightmares about those eyes now.  

  8. Riley Rileyy says:

    Oh man, what’s it gonna take to get this dude to join my grindcore band?

  9. vrplumber says:

    Thus we enter the era of walrus dubstep, or wubstep as it were.

  10. Hugh Johnson says:

    Proof that if it has a brain and a stomach, it can be trained.

  11. Donald Petersen says:

    Good Christ, I’ve been in that particular men’s room in a truck stop near Grapevine.

  12. Clearly I’m in the wrong line of work. I like fish, can do all that and my eyes aren’t freaky. 

  13. MonkeyBoy says:

    Eh, my son could do that on command at about age 9 months before he used words, though his sound were things like doggy, kitty, lawnmower, and fire truck. However he couldn’t whistle at all.

  14. kP says:

    Ev-rey day I’m shu-ffl-in!

  15. Hakuin says:


  16. jsandin says:

    Life is worth living.

  17. penguinchris says:

    Google has an agreeable opinion regarding shows like “Britain’s Got Talent”

  18. Gyrofrog says:

    Where’s his tusks? Must’ve been in Alabama where the Tuscaloosa

  19. snagglepuss says:

    Foley artists around the world are scrambling to download right about now…

  20. Scott Elyard says:

    I really, really, miss Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium, and I also really miss E.T. Such a great walrus.

    Sigh. Someday I’ll go back.

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