Baby's First Baby

"Baby's First Baby," by Darren Cullen (2012). via BB Flickr Pool.


  1. Hilarious!  3 layers of baby!  It’s like a turducken!  The problem with these joke toys is they aren’t actually built to be played with ( like narhwhal vs unicorn) otherwise I’d be tempted to boggle my kids’ minds with baby’s baby’s baby. 

  2. the line that got me was “baby’s baby is pregnant too”…. that just freaks me the hell out.. 
    “now, you too can have a Joseph Fritzl type household, with Baby’s First Baby. Complete with child pregnancy!”

    1.  I really should have known.

      Well, actually, no I shouldn’t have. The difference between real life asshattery and the parodies thereof are getting really small and difficult to distinguish.

  3. Also: the “My Li’l Fetus” doll from Jack Womack’s novel” Random Acts of Senseless Violence”.

  4. Why the shock?  It’s surprising given boingboing’s presumed demographics.  As anyone who’s lived in public housing long has known, Babies having Babies has been an escalating social problem for decades, now.

  5. Another point…wonder whether this gets us any closer to wrapping our heads around “I Am my Own Grandpa?”

    Nah, upon reflection: you just haveta sing it even faster.

  6. People used to take this literally, that the body contained the homunculi of the next generation….

    1. “Little Honey Boo Boo
      Hopping through the forest
      Scoopin’ up the Poodles
      Bop ’em on the head!
      Then the Good Fairy came and said:
      ‘Little Honey Boo Boo
      I don’t wanna see you
      Scoopin’ up the Poodles
      Bop ’em on the head!
      I’ll give you 3 chances,
      And if you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon!”

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