Baby's First Baby


33 Responses to “Baby's First Baby”

  1. huskerdont says:

    “Real pregnancy action!”

    What new form of asshattery is this?

  2. mccrum says:

    When will the recursion end?!

  3. Gus Mueller says:

    i just threw up a lot in my mouth

  4. Brainspore says:

    Just like Tribbles!

  5. bo_burger says:

    Hilarious!  3 layers of baby!  It’s like a turducken!  The problem with these joke toys is they aren’t actually built to be played with ( like narhwhal vs unicorn) otherwise I’d be tempted to boggle my kids’ minds with baby’s baby’s baby. 

  6. arikol says:

    the line that got me was “baby’s baby is pregnant too”…. that just freaks me the hell out.. 
    “now, you too can have a Joseph Fritzl type household, with Baby’s First Baby. Complete with child pregnancy!”

  7. Christopher says:

    Why isn’t baby’s baby’s baby also pregnant? Is it because those damn liberals made her get an abortion? 

  8. SamSam says:

    What is this I don’t even

  9. Ashen Victor says:

    So wrong at so many levels… 

  10. petertrepan says:

    Did anyone view the site this came from? I am laughing at this so hard I can barely type.

    Carl Sagan’s COSMOS: The Meat Planet

    • huskerdont says:

       I really should have known.

      Well, actually, no I shouldn’t have. The difference between real life asshattery and the parodies thereof are getting really small and difficult to distinguish.

  11. giantasterisk says:

    Great idea! We can be rid of all those horrible, selfish childfree people.

  12. feetleet says:

    “It’s just going to get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation” ~ Jemaine

  13. DoubleTee says:

    Also: the “My Li’l Fetus” doll from Jack Womack’s novel” Random Acts of Senseless Violence”.

  14. Anselm says:

    Psh, the Russians are miles ahead of us.

  15. bo1n6bo1n6 says:

    Who’s the father?

  16. willdao says:

    Why the shock?  It’s surprising given boingboing’s presumed demographics.  As anyone who’s lived in public housing long has known, Babies having Babies has been an escalating social problem for decades, now.

  17. willdao says:

    Another point…wonder whether this gets us any closer to wrapping our heads around “I Am my Own Grandpa?”

    Nah, upon reflection: you just haveta sing it even faster.

  18. disillusion says:

    I heard you like babies, so we put a baby in yo baby so you can parent while you parent.

  19. Bucket says:

    The Tribbles, it must be said, were not impressed. 

  20. “Real pregnancy action!” is better than Real Conception action

  21. Preston Sturges says:

    People used to take this literally, that the body contained the homunculi of the next generation….

  22. Yo dawg, I herd you like babies…

  23. pjcamp says:

    I didn’t know Honey Boo Boo came in a box.

    • cdh1971 says:

      “Little Honey Boo Boo
      Hopping through the forest
      Scoopin’ up the Poodles
      Bop ‘em on the head!
      Then the Good Fairy came and said:
      ‘Little Honey Boo Boo
      I don’t wanna see you
      Scoopin’ up the Poodles
      Bop ‘em on the head!
      I’ll give you 3 chances,
      And if you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon!”

  24. chris jimson says:

    This is what Sly Stone warned us about!

  25. Martijn says:

    Did Xzibit move into the toy making business?

  26. Robert says:

    So that’s how babby is formed.

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