Naked drunk guy found in barn cavorting with hogs. Again. "I just like pigs," he tells cops.

Xeni Jardin 1:02 pm Thu Jul 16, 2015

Hogs

A Pennsylvania man has been charged with trespassing, public drunkenness and indecent exposure after he was discovered in a neighbor's hog barn in the nude, drinking beer amongst pigs.

Police in Manor Township, Lancaster County, say that when 64-year-old Larry Henry was discovered, he said "I just like pigs."

Henry was previously banned from being on the farm after he was found trespassing there in 2011, an arrest affidavit shows.
However, police allege, Henry broke the order and was naked with pigs inside a barn on the night of June 26.

"I just like pigs," Henry told officers who asked why he was there, the affidavit shows.
Police noticed an odor and alcohol, and Henry admitted to drinking a six-pack of "Hamm's beer made by Miller Brewing Company," according to the affidavit.

Henry, who lives nearby the farm, was charged Wednesday and is free on $25,000 unsecured bail, court records show.

Here's the police report.

"Alleged trespasser found drunk and naked with pigs in hog barn" [Lancaster Online]

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