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David Schwartz, a New York attorney who represented former Trump fixer Michael Cohen, has issued a takedown demand to the online magazine Wonkette and its host, Substack. He wants removed an ancient article titled "Michael Cohen's Lawyer David Schwartz Actually Worse At This Than Michael Cohen" that will be read today by more people than it has in the last 5 years. — Read the rest

Looks like Donald Trump's hush money trial is taking a toll on his short-tempered attorney, Todd Blanche, who shrieked at former "fixer" Michael Cohen in the courtroom today.

The hot-headed lawyer "raised his voice and screamed" at Cohen after the prosecution witness described a phone call he had made to the ex-president in 2016 to confirm he had successfully gotten film actress Stormy Daniels to keep quiet about her fling with Trump. — Read the rest

Disgraced ex-Trump attorney, Michael Cohen, says his parents always told him "it's not nice to gloat." So what does he do when asked about the FBI raid of disgraced ex-Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani? He gloats. "I'm no longer the only one," he tells anchor Alisyn Camerota on CNN. — Read the rest

Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen, who pleaded guilty in 2018 to lying to Congress, campaign-finance violations, and other financial crimes, is being released from prison today on orders from a federal judge, who said Cohen's reinstallment to prison was a retaliatory move by the Trump administration to prevent Cohen from releasing a tell-all book. — Read the rest

The ACLU says it is suing the administration of Donald Trump "for imprisoning Michael Cohen in retaliation for his plans to publish a book" critical of the president.

Michael Cohen, the president's former lawyer and convicted criminal, was spotted dining in Manhattan the other day. Cohen is supposed to be serving his sentence at home to keep him safe from Covid, though, not eagerly munching down coronavirus salad on the Upper East Side. — Read the rest

Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, has been placed in solitary confinement at a federal prison in New York state over what Reuters reports was "a verbal dispute over phone use."

Michael Cohen is reporting to prison today to serve a three-year sentence for lying to Congress and assorted crimes involving money. He's staying at a camp for nonviolent offenders at Otisville Federal Correctional Institution, about 70 miles from Manhattan. His fellow inmates include Fyre Festival con man Billy Shire and Jersey Shore star Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino.  — Read the rest

Witness tampering conviction? Lose your bar license? Why not both!

A long-chewed-on mystery about Michael Cohen's activities in the Trump-Russia conspiracy may now be resolved, thanks to data leaked by Cohen's cellphone. Operational security will get you every time, dumb criminals.

Donald Trump's longtime "fixer" and personal attorney has been sentenced to to 36 months (3 years) in federal prison, plus an additional 3 years of supervised release, in a case in the Southern District of New York.

Federal prosecutors in New York request a "substantial" prison sentence for Michael Cohen, who pled guilty to violating campaign finance laws. Sentencing guidelines suggest that could mean 46 to 63 months.

It's getting hot in here.

Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former lawyer, plead guilty today to lying to Congress about a Trump real estate project in Russia. Cohen has secured a new plea deal with special counsel Robert Mueller.

When Lanny Davis announced the launch of the Michael Cohen Truth Fund campaign through GoFundMe, he should have been laughed off of television. Appearing on the Today Show, Davis said his client "needs help from the American people to tell the truth." — Read the rest

In Trump's first statement since his former lawyer pleaded guilty to eight crimes, explicitly implicating the president in at least one of them, he recommends not hiring the man.

"If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don't retain the services of Michael Cohen!" — Read the rest

President Donald Trump's longtime personal attorney Michael Cohen surrendered to the FBI today, and admitted to violating campaign finance laws in relation to payments made to porn performer Stormy Daniels on Donald Trump's orders.

A possible plea deal in the fraud case of Donald Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen plea deal may come together as soon as today, NBC reports.

Longtime Donald Trump fixer-lawyer Michael Cohen "secretly recorded a conversation" with Mr. Trump 2 months before the presidential election in which Trump and Cohen "discussed payments" to former Playboy model Karen McDougal, who claims she had an affair with Trump– according to lawyers and others familiar with the recording who spoke to the New York Times. — Read the rest

In July 2015, cartoonish thug lawyer Michael Cohen threatened Daily Beast journalist, Tim Mak, for working on a story about Donald Trump allegedly raping one of his wives.

From NPR:

"I'm going to mess your life up, for the rest, for as long as you're on this friggin' planet," Cohen screamed at Mak over the phone.

Federal prosecutors investigating Michael Cohen already have access to 300,000 pieces of evidence from the digital devices seized in April. They're about to get access to more than a million of 'em, because Trump's legal team vastly overstated how much would be legitimately 'attorney-client privileged material.' — Read the rest