Before we discuss Roy Moore's most recent ignominious defeat, let's recap just a few of the conservative hero's string of disgraceful failures:

• "was removed from his position in November 2003 by the Alabama Court of the Judiciary for refusing a federal court's order to remove a marble monument of the Ten Commandments that he had placed in the rotunda of the Alabama Judicial Building."

Alabama judge Roy Moore was once tossed from a mall over his alleged interactions with young girls, and now he's been tossed from the courtroom too. A judge put an end to his lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen, who mocked Moore during an in-character interview by waving a loudly-beeping "pedophile detector" over him. — Read the rest

Roy Moore, the former Alabama judge and failed Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate, is running again.

Reuters:

Alabama's Roy Moore launches 2020 Senate bid despite Republican Party opposition https://t.co/Rpd2s5rw5A via @ReutersTV pic.twitter.com/WuLf7MLggM

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) June 21, 2019

Moore lost a safe seat to his Democratic Party opponent, Sen. — Read the rest

Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore isn't doing well in opinion polls, where he remains stuck in the teens. And that's just with Republicans!

The poll from Cygnal shows Moore polling at 13 percent, placing him a distant third behind former Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville and Rep.

I like the idea that this is Roy Moore intentionally shivving Kavanaugh over some ancient Conservative judicial-community beef.

"I think they need to take a stand. I think they need to do what their conscience dictates," Moore said in an interview with One America News Wednesday.

Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as an overbearing Israeli antiterrorism expert, scanned Republican politician Roy Moore with a "pedophile detector" during a comical interview shot for his series Who Is America? Moore, who was accused of molesting teenage girls and was once reportedly banned from an Alabama mall for doing so in public, is now suing the British comedian over the fake gadget, which beeped loudly in proximity to the disgraced judge. — Read the rest

Archprankster Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Borat, etc) has a new show called Who Is America? where he disguises himself sits down with US politicians and tries to get them to do something absurd, with some pretty remarkable (and even career-ending) results (though not everybody falls for it).

Former judge and failed Senate candidate Roy Moore is begging his supporters for money to fight a lawsuit filed against him by a woman who accused him of sexually assaulting her as a youngster.

I have lawyers who want to help but they are not without cost and besides their fees, legal expenses could run over $100,000.

America's favorite cowboy cosplayer/accused child molestor/senate race loser Roy Moore is pleading to his fans to give him $250,000 to "prevail against the unholy forces of evil" that prevented him from becomes God's own representative in the US Senate. According to AL.com — Read the rest

Tina Johnson accused Roy Moore of sexually assualting her in 1991, when she was 28, making her a rare adult to be preyed upon by the delusional pedophile mall-crawler.

Roy Moore, who still thinks God wants him to be a senator despite the fact that his opponent Doug Jones was sworn in yesterday, has a new problem to deal with: the woman who says Moore molested her when she was 14 has filed a defamation lawsuit against him. — Read the rest

Despite the official certification of Doug Jones' victory, a quick booting from the courts, pleas from fellow Republicans, and the sheer implausibility of his voter-fraud claims, Roy Moore continues to deny that he lost this month's special Senate election. — Read the rest

Roy Moore, a Republican of such unusually disgusting character that he lost Alabama to a Democrat, is not taking defeat well. He's filed a lawsuit to prevent the state's election board from certifying Doug Jones' victory.

Moore's attorney wrote in the wide-ranging complaint that he believed there were irregularities during the election, including that voters may have been brought in from other states.

The state of Alabama announced that it's mathematically impossible for accused pedophile Roy Moore to win the senate race. Moore predictably responded to the news by promoting an article from a loony conspiracy theory website called World Net Daily that's blaming "a coalition of Muslim and Marxist-led groups" for foiling God's plan to make him the winner. — Read the rest

After losing the Alabama special senate election two days ago, Roy Moore remains stuck in the Denial stage of the Kubler-Ross Model of Grief. In a cartoonishly self-important video statement released this morning, Moore's eyes unwaveringly tracked a teleprompter while he recited, "We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilization, and our religion, and to set free a suffering humanity. — Read the rest

Infamous child predator Roy Moore says only God is going to declare the real winner of last night's election, so Moore's not about to listen to a bunch of sinful people with their newfangled vote tallying gizmos tell him otherwise.

Even wannabe demagogues like Mike Huckabee are telling Moore to stop being so cringeworthy:

Roy Moore won't concede; says will wait on God to speak.

Yesterday, before Democrat Doug Jones beat Republican child predator Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate election, we were entertained by an idiot spokesperson for Moore on CNN. Ted Crockett, said spokesperson, was talking to Jake Tapper, trying to defend Moore's view that Muslims shouldn't be allowed to serve in congress. — Read the rest

God bless Alabama.

BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 13, 2017

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Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore has been accused of many things — sexually assaulting girls, racism, sexism, and antisemitism. On that last point, earlier this month Moore said George Soros, who is Jewish, is headed for hell because he doesn't worship the right deity:

"He's still going to the same place that people who don't recognize God and morality and accept his salvation are going.

Roy Moore, who has been thoroughly endorsed by Donald Trump, said in 2011 that the US government would "solve many problems" by ridding itself of every Constitutional amendment after the first ten — a list that included the 13th Amendment (which ended slavery), the 14th (which gave citizenship to former enslaved people); the 15th (which gave the vote to black men) and the 19th (which extended voting to women).