COVID19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, has killed ~30 people in the U.S. and infected over 1,000

The Pembroke Pines Police Department tweeted:

“Wanted: Unknown Cow.”

“Description: Female cow. Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper. Enjoys pools.” Read the rest

"Pandemic is not a word to use lightly or carelessly. It is a word that, if misused, can cause unreasonable fear, or unjustified acceptance that the fight is over, leading to unnecessary suffering and death"-@DrTedros

The World Health Organization on Wednesday declared the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic. Read the rest

Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein was today sentenced to 23 years in prison after he was found guilty of committing a criminal sex act in the first degree involving one woman victim, and rape in the third degree involving another. Read the rest

In Ashland, Louisiana, a woman has been arrested on drug charges when police decided the $5,000 cash she used to post an inmate’s bail carried the “strong odor of marijuana.” The Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office started nosing around Stormy Lynn Parfait, 33, last Friday after she showed up to pay bond for an inmate jailed on drug charges. Read the rest

He tried to smuggle an electric drill out of a Walmart in his pants.

She faces drug charges.

It's a match made in Louisiana.

A couple accused of stealing over $1,000 worth of beer from 6 different Target stores over the span of a week was arrested Sunday on theft charges, Baton Rouge sheriff’s office records show. Read the rest

Bad night for Bernie Sanders

Penalties include fines as high as $500,000 as well as jail time of up to a year.

Sign of the times. Unfortunately for the people hoarding toilet paper during the coronavirus outbreak, toilet paper does absolutely nothing to protect you from coronavirus. Read the rest

It's about freaking time. Read the rest

“Facebook’s default settings facilitated the disclosure of personal information, including sensitive information, at the expense of privacy.”

Airlines around the world are suspending flights or changing services in response to the coronavirus outbreak. From Reuters, here is the list of which airlines are doing what in terms of reduced or halted flight service as a result of the outbreak. Read the rest

Hello, bear market.

Mesmerizingly cool. Read the rest

A South Korean street food treat.

I could watch this 'making of' video on loop forever. Read the rest

New York governor Andrew Cuomo on Saturday declared a state of emergency in over the coronavirus epidemic, and confirms 76 cases of coronavirus in the state Read the rest

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