burning man DJ pretends to arrive to Burning Man on a Popeyes jet Rusty Blazenhoff

History Grandpa Pudding Brains announces another Treaty of Versailles Jason Weisberger

war Grandpa Pudding Brains says Iran is in submission, they just don't know it yet Jason Weisberger

florida Florida parents scandalized by toddler flipping the bird in yearbook photo Rob Beschizza

Journalism Journalist who investigated Epstein's New Mexico compound says she's been hit with directed-energy weapons Ellsworth Toohey

google Eric Schmidt gets booed at University of Arizona commencement Séamus Bellamy

iran Cuba is bracing for a U.S. invasion Séamus Bellamy

Pedophile Protector Chinese leadership watches Grandpa Pudding Brains confidently explain imaginary fast-food statistics Jason Weisberger

politics Grocery prices soar as Iran war drags on Rob Beschizza

war US and Iran practicing an "Israeli ceasefire," by shooting at one another Jason Weisberger

Pope issues diplomatic version of "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" Jason Weisberger

wait for it This video on the complicated color codes of US passports cracked me up Jason Weisberger

Science Craig Venter, who booted up the first synthetic cell, dies at 79 Ellsworth Toohey

memes Iran's most effective weapon might be AI karaoke Jason Weisberger

bad idea Vance, impressed with Iran's "economic terrorism," says the U.S. should try it too Jason Weisberger

bread Caity Weaver ate her way across America to find the best free restaurant bread Ellsworth Toohey

dear leader The Mouth of Moron reading directly from "Dear Leader" playbook Jason Weisberger

Off the rails Iran teaches Grandpa Puddin' Brains diplomacy while he imagines Iranians begging for more bombs Jason Weisberger

Dumb Boat Diplomacy Grandpa Pudding Brains' energy policy: go steal it for yourself! Jason Weisberger

The Family Grift Congress probes whether Kushner fundraising billions while negotiating "peace deals" Jason Weisberger