Ben Shapiro wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like

Ben Shapiro, the conservative "cool kids' philosopher" of The New York Times' reckoning, wants to know what Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like. Kavanaugh's been accused of sexual misconduct as a young man, acts that prominently involved the display of his genitals. So it is only reasonable that one's thoughts would settle upon the most critical and salient form of evidence: detailed descriptions of a presumptively-normal penis, forty years ago.

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Nurses suspended for admiring dead man's genitals

Denver Health Medical Center suspended five nurses who apparently opened a body bag to admire a dead man's genitals.

"Multiple staff members viewed the victim while he was incapacitated, including after he was deceased," according to a Denver Police report.

Four of the nurses have returned to work after their three week suspension while a fifth is no longer employed by the hospital for reasons unrelated to the penis-gazing incident.

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