snakes The snake clitoris has finally been found Thom Dunn

animals Scientists just found a 50-million-year-old fossilized bug penis. That's huge. And also very small. Thom Dunn

genitals Ben Shapiro wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like Rob Beschizza

death Nurses suspended for admiring dead man's genitals David Pescovitz

video games Unexpected genitals found in Witcher 3 Remaster Grant St. Clair

toys Obvious Plant presents new toy: "Please Do Not Sexualize Boldor" Jennifer Sandlin

jeffrey epstein Jeffrey Epstein victim says she was coerced to have a threesome with Alan Dershowitz Mark Frauenfelder

penises Customs officials seize thousands of donkey penises David Pescovitz

transphobia YMCA pool forced to close after banning visitor who confronted trans staffer in locker room: "Do you have a penis?" Rob Beschizza

Exciting new fashion trend — plastic genitals to attach to your Crocs Jennifer Sandlin

celebrity gossip With the Depp-Heard trial over, the public lusts for the next lurid spectacle Mark Frauenfelder

politics Andrew Giuliani inspected his 4-month old daughter's genitals and declared her a "woman" and himself her "boyfriend" Rob Beschizza

politics Watch Ukraine's president perform Hava Nagila on piano "with his genitals" Rob Beschizza

southwest airlines Southwest passenger arrested after urinating in corner of the plane Carla Sinclair

Science Newly-discovered freaky flatworm with hammerhead is named after COVID David Pescovitz

snakes Man bit on the penis by a cobra while pooping Thom Dunn

dolphins The woman who fell in love with NASA's LSD-dosed and sex-addicted dolphin Mark Frauenfelder

lawsuits Baby from Nevermind album cover sues Nirvana claiming it was "child porn" Rob Beschizza

navelgazing Meeting masturbator Jeffrey Toobin reinstated at CNN Rob Beschizza

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