france Real-life "Spider-Man" scales Parisian building to save dangling child, gets rewarded with citizenship Rusty Blazenhoff
music Drew Carey's incredible rant about his rapturous sexual/religious experience seeing Phish at the Sphere Ruben Bolling
Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug: We need to get back to traditional American values Ruben Bolling
politics Breitbart's unhinged "Civil War" reviewer dreams of a President who "shoots journalists on sight" Yoy Luadha
movies Keanu Reeves cast as Shadow the Hedgehog, proving that he is the ultimate lifeform Grant St. Clair