late stage capitalism Schadenfreude watch: Porno copyright trolls' investors sue, say the grifters they backed stole their money (the grifters say their lawyer stole the money from them first!) Cory Doctorow

Entertainment At Disney World, you'll soon be able visit Monsters, Inc.'s city to celebrate H.U.M.A.N. Day Ruben Bolling

books Cartoonist Jeff Smith, author of "Bone," is getting comics' most prestigious honor Ruben Bolling

Where disposable income goes to party Burning Man's Orgy Dome got wrecked by 50 mph winds, now needs $30k to get properly erected again Jason Weisberger

Catch-22 War-related shortages push iconic snack brand into monochrome packaging Jason Weisberger

serious business eBay declines GameStop's buyout offer Rob Beschizza

snake oil OpenAI reports "incredibly positive" vibe as shareholder value sinks Jason Weisberger

Science Someone put the dullest part of The Iliad inside a mummy Ruben Bolling

SantaCon organizer allegedly ran actual con Jason Weisberger

What Me Worry? Jack Dorsey nukes 40% of Blocks staff because AI Jason Weisberger

jeffrey epstein Epstein files show Lutnick and pedophile co-invested in ad-tech firm in 2018 Ellsworth Toohey

paint Bob Ross paintings sell for $1.2 million as Trump guts public TV Jason Weisberger

gadgets Sony's first new turntables in years Rob Beschizza

Entertainment Patent filing reveals upcoming Disney theme park holograms Ruben Bolling

law Elementary school's wooden "time out box" alarms parents Rob Beschizza

Games Atari unveils gaming hotel in Phoenix that sounds like hell on earth Grant St. Clair

gadgets iRobot's demise a warning to U.S. gadget companies Rob Beschizza

food safety Tru Fru recall warns of sharp metal in chocolate-covered strawberries Jennifer Sandlin

Business Japanese beverage CEO fired over CBD supplement scandal Ellsworth Toohey

politics Watchdog identifies MAGA Mike "converting campaign funds to personal use" Jason Weisberger