mistakes Ohio attorney suspended for defecating in Pringles can and launching it into legal adversaries' car lot Rob Beschizza
the dysfunctional House Democratic Congressman says enough with the BS — he's resigning Carla Sinclair
News Critics of Trump's dictator evoking speech "will be crushed," says campaign spokesperson Jason Weisberger
tabloids World War III starts (yet again) and RFJ Jr is not RFK, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
animals Why did 1,000 birds die in one night last week by smashing into this Chicago building? David Pescovitz
Naegleria fowleri Arkansas toddler dies after contracting rare brain-eating amoeba from country club splash pad Carla Sinclair
family values Louisiana GOP endorses candidate accused of whipping child and other "criminal cruelty" charges Carla Sinclair
catch me if you can Vermont robber flees by foot, bike, tractor, kayak, paddle board, and sailboat before his arrest Carla Sinclair
Science The Anthropocene Working Group has chosen Crawford Lake as a "golden spike" that can help scientists understand this new geological epoch Jennifer Sandlin
electronic music Taylor Swift fan discovers "cursed" vinyl copy with songs about "flakes of flesh" Thom Dunn
