britain Man banned from touching cars Rob Beschizza

politics Louisiana is ready to take something other than an eye for an eye Jason Weisberger

politics Texas professors sue to prevent students taking time off for health care Jason Weisberger

law South Carolina legislators approve execution by firing squad Rob Beschizza

navy Forcing a bread and water diet on Navy personnel is now illegal Séamus Bellamy

oops Georgia jail panics for 12 hours over missing killer — only to realize cops left him at courthouse Carla Sinclair

Ancient tax cheats got fed to leopards, new scroll reveals Ellsworth Toohey

News Death penalty sought for CEO assassination — Justice Department labels killing "political violence" Ellsworth Toohey

psychology Are we torturing our sleeping selves? The moral rights of of dreaming innies Uri Bram

tesla Owner learns the hard way: Cybertrucks don't make great boats Jason Weisberger

politics Trump takes a political prisoner; ADL cheers him on Jason Weisberger

satire Recreational ejaculators face $1000 fine if new bill comes to pass Ellsworth Toohey

Climate activists who attacked Van Gogh painting fight back against prison time Ellsworth Toohey

politics Corrupt U.S. Senator Bob Menendez off to prison for 11 years Rob Beschizza

politics Trump to Supreme Court: block my sentencing in hush money case Rob Beschizza

politics America's crime grandpa gets slapped with contempt charge for being a sneaky little sh*t Ellsworth Toohey

politics America's first felon president-elect throws legal tantrum over January sentencing Ellsworth Toohey

politics Judge won't let Giuliani keep his witness list sealed Rob Beschizza