dumb thievery Man steals golf club from pro-golfer's bag as the stunned golfer watches (video) Carla Sinclair
Sea Squirts Man accused of stealing Sea Scouts' boat probably doesn't get his old boat back Jason Weisberger
commodore The Commodore Callback 8020 is a retro cool audio-centric flip phone that blocks social media apps Gail Sherman
mistakes College president suggests graduates "put a quick end" to themselves in commencement speech Rob Beschizza
nazis i hate these guys Noted Nazi cosplayer Gregory Bovino thinks he should be president Jason Weisberger
Grandpa Pudding Brains pauses Memorial Day tribute to workshop a joke about dead soldiers named Donald Jason Weisberger
bad idea FBI director's secret "VIP snorkel" at Pearl Harbor raises fascinating judgment questions Jason Weisberger
bread Caity Weaver ate her way across America to find the best free restaurant bread Ellsworth Toohey