dumb thievery Man steals golf club from pro-golfer's bag as the stunned golfer watches (video) Carla Sinclair

music Oddly catchy remix of Hootie & the Blowfish singing to The Smiths' music (video) Allan Rose Hill

video games AI tasked solely with playing Pokemon sucks at it Grant St. Clair

what makes America great Putin-puppet Musk calls Sen. Mark Kelly "traitor" for standing with allies — gets schooled in return Carla Sinclair

Funny Toddler calls 911 call for "emergency doughnuts" Allan Rose Hill

botched getaways Gentleman tries to escape police by swimming away — in Rome's Trevi Fountain (he doesn't get very far) Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures Poachers brag to off-duty wildlife officers Jason Weisberger

tech E-ink phone is like a Kindle and a Blackberry had a baby Gail Sherman

donald trump Mexico has Trump's number Jason Weisberger

Games Civilization VII gets good reviews, mostly Rob Beschizza

crime Rationalist death cult implicated in deadly shoot-out with border guards and other killings Rob Beschizza

Finger stuck in a bottle, escaped pet alligator, and other inappropriate calls for an ambulance Allan Rose Hill

Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug – The fourth branch of the United States government: Dumbass Billionaires Ruben Bolling

politics GOP Senators enjoying their Dunning-Kruger party Jason Weisberger

911 Here are the dumbest 911 calls of last year Allan Rose Hill

congress cowards Unlike the GOP, Zelensky stands up to Putin with one word Carla Sinclair

Cunk Philomena Cunk ponders the meaning of Life Jason Weisberger

Blue Cross denies $8K life-saving drug — Kansas City student risks fatal bleeding Ellsworth Toohey

video games Kingmakers, a game about going back in time with modern weapons Grant St. Clair

gadgets Walmart buys Vizio for $3.2bn Rob Beschizza