crimes Two imbeciles indicted for gleefully damaging ancient rock formation on video Allan Rose Hill

guns Drunk man accused woman of threatening him with gun which… wasn't that David Pescovitz

crimes Woman on speakerphone in Uber called in bomb threat to Walmart to prevent boyfriend's shoplifting arrest David Pescovitz

politics Trump-endorsed Michigan state rep candidate Jacky Eubanks proud to have studied the "seminole works of Western Civilization" David Pescovitz

travel American tourists in Israel packed "souvenir" of unexploded shell in suitcase, triggering mass chaos at airport David Pescovitz

politics GOP Senators tweet screenshots during zoom meeting with Ukraine's Zelinskyy after being asked not to reveal his location Rob Beschizza

crimes Woman arrested after using RentAHitman.com to hire a hitman David Pescovitz

COVID-19 Anti-vaxxers now stupidly gargling iodine and using it as eye drops to "fight off" COVID-19 David Pescovitz

COVID-19 Vacationers to Hawaii busted for using fake vaccination cards for their kids who aren't old enough to be vaccinated anyway David Pescovitz

dumb Listen to Sean Hannity weave in an absurd plug for My Pillow while talking about Americans stranded in Kabul David Pescovitz

fire Gentleman in extreme wildfire danger zone didn't feel like mowing his lawn, so he torched it instead David Pescovitz

trees Couple dug up and buried dozens of iconic and protected Joshua Trees David Pescovitz

beer Larry Kudlow warns against "plant-based beer" and Schumer wittily responds David Pescovitz

police Police: Don't call 911 when you run out of toilet paper David Pescovitz

youtube Killer gets 180-day sentence for YouTube stunt gone wrong Séamus Bellamy

Games "Augs Lives Matter": Black Lives Matter co-opted for a scifi game, but creators claim coincidence Rob Beschizza

Funny Cops: Helpful burglar reported lit stove in victim's home to 911 Andrea James