Where do man-splainers get their water?
From a well, actually...
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Where do mansplainers get their water?
What is the difference between USA and USB?
What is the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
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This is the worst smell in the world
Liquid ASS is described as smelling like a fine combination of "butt crack, kind of a sewer smell with a hint of dead animal." It is arguably the worst smell in the world. High school prankster Allen Wittman invented it man years ago from ingredients in his chemistry set. Now it's used by the US military in war simulations to get medics used to the smell of a torn intestine with wasting spilling into the abdominal cavity. 99% Invisible tells the story of Liquid ASS and it's new application to help save lives.
You can also buy your own bottle for $10 on Amazon.
Video perfectly captures CAPTCHA anxiety
If you've ever stressed out about the new batch of timed CAPTCHAs that involve math equations, games, or inaudable audio, this video on CAPTCHA anxiety by videogamedunkey may feel all too familiar.
The Kickstarter to end all Kickstarters
Oh, this is rich: I Would Like to Buy Kickstarter, by Eric Moneypenny. (via Joe Sabia) Read the rest
EXCLUSIVE: photos of BofA's new #OWS-themed ad campaign
I have no idea who shot these, or who is responsible. Update: here are some daytime shots, from the San Francisco Mission district.
Dalai Lama fails to understand Dalai Lama joke, but is a good sport about it
An Australian newsreader found himself interviewing the Dalai Lama, so, naturally, he told him the joke about the Dalai Lama who asks the pizzeria to make him one with everything. The Dalai Lama really, really didn't get it. In a funny way.
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...
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A Special Necklace For Your Special Lady
Some say that a piece of jewelry can say "I love you." This says something kind of like that. Massachusetts-based multitalented artist Leah Piepgras has created a pearl necklace that is made of sterling silver and contains no pearls.
"A visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust."
Each one is handmade and is available in two sculpted variations. They aren't cheap but you don't expect to say "I love you" with a gift and spend only pocket change.
ProTip: When you hear me say "special lady" you should not be thinking about your mom. Only I can think about your mom when I say that. Read the rest
