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hypocrisy Karoline Leavitt casts stones from the imagined safety of her glass house Jason Weisberger

Trump pardons "start at $1m," reports WSJ Rob Beschizza

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pudding brains 79-year-old rage puppet demands Cabinet member mispronounce "Buttigieg" Jason Weisberger

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law Man jailed for assault after assaulting man who assaulted him but was not yet jailed Rob Beschizza

travel Sean Duffy accepts blame for how he dresses Jason Weisberger