COVID-19 New ska punk supergroup comprised of infamous anti-vaxxers sadly not called The Covidiots Thom Dunn

health Blue tongue, blank stare: slushies are basically kiddie knockout drops Ellsworth Toohey

Business Tesla sales plunge 45% in Europe while EV market soars Ellsworth Toohey

Mutant fruit flies created by radiation, would take over Earth within months Ellsworth Toohey

Science "Toxic male technique" uses poison semen to control insects Gail Sherman

britain Muhammed now the most popular baby name in England Rob Beschizza

politics Trump's own former business school says Harris tax plan leaves lower- and middle-income Americans with more in their pocket Rob Beschizza

adorable animals This alligator is an incredibly gentle mom! Jennifer Sandlin

law Hunter Biden pleads guilty to tax evasion Rob Beschizza

Mars Elon Musk offers sperm to seed a Mars colony Allan Rose Hill

justice Hunter Biden found guilty Jason Weisberger

donald trump MAGA disciples chant obscenity in child-filled church to defend corrupt Trump Ellsworth Toohey

beaches Mom fined $88,000 on beach trip after kids collect "seashells" that weren't David Pescovitz

bigfoot Bigfoot is an unholy hybrid of fallen angels, humans, and apes, says reverend/exorcist David Pescovitz

Funny Mr. Panface is a crêpe who sings indie and rock classics Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Presidential perverts, Trump's feet, and Biden's medical crisis in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

adorable animals Newborn gorilla miracle: Fort Worth Zoo's tiny survivor beats the odds Jennifer Sandlin

tabletop gaming Celebrating my birthday in the BattleTech universe Gareth Branwyn

politics Three felony charges for Hunter Biden, the president's tax-evading offspring Rob Beschizza

racism "Royal Racists": King Charles and Princess of Wales named in Dutch edition of blockbuster book about the family's troubles Rob Beschizza