police New York police investigator retires with full pension after stealing panties and lotion from Walmart Jess Sabine

tips Fans of 89-year-old pizza delivery guy raise $12K tip via TikTok Andrea James

super mario It's a-me, Mario's retirement plan! Thom Dunn

happy mutant Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch puppeteer Caroll Spinney announces retirement Rusty Blazenhoff

canada New laws are forcing Canadian drug dogs into early retirement Séamus Bellamy

Business Nudging doesn't give poor people retirement savings, it just makes them poorer Cory Doctorow

music Waste away at Jimmy Buffet's new retirement community David Pescovitz

anime Hayao Miyazaki emerges from retirement, again Rob Beschizza

Wrestling Pat Sajak playfully wrastles 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant after big win Rusty Blazenhoff

paris Garbage piles up in Paris as collectors continue to strike Rusty Blazenhoff

politics President Biden protects social security while disregarding Marjorie Tayor Greene Jason Weisberger

politics French president uses special powers to impose pension age increase without parliamentary vote Rob Beschizza

movies Quentin Tarantino's final film will be called "The Movie Critic" Devin Nealy

bullies for president Donald Trump finally gets a second wind, tearing into Ron DeSantis like it's 2015 (video) Carla Sinclair

politics Nikki Haley's first big proposal? Raise the retirement age and cut Social Security and Medicare benefits for "the new generation" Rob Beschizza

france Protests over retirement age raise "bring France to a standstill" Rob Beschizza

Grifters gonna grift Trump advisor Kimberly Guilfoyle hawks gold and silver at CPAC Jennifer Sandlin

tabloids Russian sleeper cells and White House brawls in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

senate Senator Feinstein contradicts her office on the whole not running for re-election thing Jason Weisberger

actors Frankie Muniz is shooting a show about his Nascar career Devin Nealy