police New York police investigator retires with full pension after stealing panties and lotion from Walmart Jess Sabine

tips Fans of 89-year-old pizza delivery guy raise $12K tip via TikTok Andrea James

super mario It's a-me, Mario's retirement plan! Thom Dunn

happy mutant Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch puppeteer Caroll Spinney announces retirement Rusty Blazenhoff

canada New laws are forcing Canadian drug dogs into early retirement Séamus Bellamy

Business Nudging doesn't give poor people retirement savings, it just makes them poorer Cory Doctorow

music Waste away at Jimmy Buffet's new retirement community David Pescovitz

anime Hayao Miyazaki emerges from retirement, again Rob Beschizza

politics No plea deal for Trump in Georgia Jason Weisberger

politics David DePape found guilty in Pelosi husband hammer attack Rob Beschizza

politics Maryanne Trump Barry, former judge and sister of former President, dead at 86 Rob Beschizza

politics GOP candidate says as cop he thought it was "fun" to "take people to jail" (video) Carla Sinclair

capitalism How private equity firms use public pension funds to screw other workers Thom Dunn

hollywood How a New York artist gave birth to James Bond's 007 logo Mark Cerulli

77-year-old man from Florida's The Villages busted with $1,800 worth of erection pills Rob Beschizza

politics Trump's disgust for wounded vets: "Why do you bring people like that here?" Mark Frauenfelder

prison Locked up Elizabeth Holmes bonds with fellow celebrity convict in "journey of positive change" Jason Weisberger

tabloids A dagger in Prince Harry's heart and an Obama murder cover-up in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Bebergal

economics New US Treasury report confirms that unions are good for everybody Thom Dunn

education DeSantis's laws and policies have Florida educators fleeing the state and the profession Ruben Bolling