media Editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigns from The Washington Post when her cartoon criticizing Bezos is killed Ruben Bolling

COVID-19 CDC says there are "no updates to COVID guidelines to announce at this time" Jennifer Sandlin

thanksgiving 7.5 million Tofurky roasts have been sold, here's your chance to learn how they are made Jennifer Sandlin

elections Ron DeSantis blames his shortcomings on campaign manager Mark Frauenfelder

media The Washington Post announces layoffs, but CEO refuses to answer staff questions at meeting (video) Carla Sinclair

George conway George Conway's biting column holds a mirror up to Trump supporters, and it ain't pretty Carla Sinclair

Internet An anonymous group posted internet puzzles to recruit code-breakers, then vanished Ellsworth Toohey

aliens Catholic church fires exorcist who said UFO sightings mostly the work of demons Rob Beschizza

I seen a rainbow Grandpa Pudding Brains goes chasing waterfalls Jason Weisberger

A coder fed 20 years of his messages to AI to audit his friendships Ellsworth Toohey

Just dance JD Vance attacks "crazy leadership in Washington" from his convenient seat inside Washington leadership Jason Weisberger

the bad old days I have seen the face of death on a piece of toast Séamus Bellamy

white house CIA reportedly delivers unwelcome reminder that Iran is tougher than Truth Social thinks Jason Weisberger

Weird 1940s miner crafted dentures from toothbrush handles and coyote teeth Popkin

worse things happen at sea When your yacht is too big for Monaco, Italy, and reality Jason Weisberger

Fire at will New footage shows only one source of gunfire at correspondents' dinner—and it's not the suspect Jason Weisberger

cryptids Loveland Frogman could become Ohio's official state cryptid Rob Beschizza

Karoline Leavitt offers an assurance no one wants Jason Weisberger

News The Onion reaches deal to take over InfoWars Rob Beschizza

Technology These earbuds can read the label on your snack Ellsworth Toohey