Last month, Newcastle University archaeologists suggested that this rather phallic object above is a 2,000-year-old Roman dildo. The 16 cm object—dug up at the Roman fort of Vindolanda in Northumberland, England—was also thought to be a darning tool for sewing or possibly even a pestle. — Read the rest
A Neo-Nazi online propagandist known for encouraging acts of far-right terror and celebrating the killers was exposed as Dallas Erin Humber, a 33-year-old dildo saleswoman from Sacramento.
— Read the restEvidence compiled by a coalition of anonymous antifascist researchers — including from SoCal Research Club, @WizardAFA, @SunlightAFA and @FashFreeNW — and published this week on Left Coast Right Watch, an investigative news outlet, reveals that one of the Terrorgram Collective's main propagandists is Dallas Erin Humber, a 33-year-old woman living in Sacramento, California.
I've never actually read or watched anything relating to Game of Thrones myself, but I can still appreciate a good cover song when I hear it. And I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever heard any song performed entirely using dildos as musical instruments. — Read the rest
Since this ancient object was first discovered thirty years ago, archaeologists have thought it to be a darning tool to sew up holes in fabric. Now though, archaeologists suspect that it's a 2,000-year-old Roman dildo. The 16 cm phallus was dug up at the Roman fort of Vindolanda in Northumberland, England. — Read the rest
As Manuel Gonzales, candidate for Albuquerque mayor, was speaking at a campaign event in New Mexico, he was upstaged by a vibrating sex toy dangling from a drone. Someone from the audience comically asked, "Is that a dong on a drone?" — Read the rest
A few years ago I lampooned the fundamental seediness of Trump's branding empire with a fake ad for "Trump Cocks", but my worst imaginings have nothing on the amazing reality that now comes before us from Mike Oxmall's Guns & Ammo's Trump Toys. — Read the rest
Balldo is marketed as a "ball-do". The idea is that one attaches Balldo to one's testicles, then fucks someone with it. Balldo is not yet available for purchase; a crowdfunding campaign is imminent.
— Read the restA new Era in sex has arrived! We've created the world's first sex toy that will allow you to penetrate your partner with your balls and unleash pleasure that you've never experienced before.
Ohio artist Stephen Manka had a strange dilemma. He needed to figure out what he was going to do with the 2,020 vintage metal molds he got from a dildo manufacturer. His first thought was to create a zen garden, but got kicked out of a local foraging group's Facebook page when he tried to get them to identify the "mushrooms" he posted. — Read the rest
TMZ reports that a 3-foot-tall dildo, weighing in at 40 pounds, was stolen in the middle of the day from a sex shop in Las Vegas. The dildo, which is affectionately known as "The Moby," as in Dick, for reasons that I suppose are rather obvious, retails for $1250. — Read the rest
Last week, Jimmy Kimmel joked about running for mayor of Dildo, a tiny unincorporated town in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, and even built a Hollywood-style sign on a nearby hill. Then, sex toy company Our Pleasure ran a promotional video featuring their dildos in front of Dildo landmarks. — Read the rest
Shock-rocker Marilyn Manson continues making things weird with his latest merchandise offering, a dildo with his face on it.
The eight-inch-tall sex toy boasts a solid 1.5-inch thick diameter and is described as "soft" and "lifelike."
Lt. Thomas Murphy and Detective Sgt. Andrew Huber are named in a lawsuit against the city of Mountainside, New Jersey, which claims a large blue dildo was regularly whipped out to harass other employees. The city has a brilliant defense, though. — Read the rest
Twenty years ago, the US Patent and Trademark Office granted patent number 6,368,268: "Method and device for interactive virtual control of sexual aids using digital computer networks," a minor classic of a majorly fucked-up genre, the bullshit tech patent that simply adds "with a computer" to some absolutely obvious and existing technology or technique.
In the Showtime series, Who Is America?, Sacha Baron Cohen convinces far-right leaders and activists to do silly things. He got Dick Cheney to sign a waterboard, Joe Arpaio to say he'd accept a blow job from Trump, and GOP lawmaker Jason Spencer to pull down his pants and yell the N-word. — Read the rest
Exhibit A (above) is the Jovivi Handmade Natural Rose Quartz Gua Sha Scraping Massage Tool Massage Wand For Acupuncture Therapy Stick Point Treatment. It is 10cm long, $14, and comes with a free bag.
Exhibit B is a 99c song titled "The Crystal Healing Dildo (Original Mix)" by an artist named The Real Kim Shady. — Read the rest
Ever thought of whipping out two thick fleshy dildos and banging out a drum cover of Metallica's hit "Enter Sandman"?
Well, don't kill the messenger but, YouTuber 66Samus has beat you to it. Watch him rock out with his, er, cocks out in this rousing video he shared Tuesday
Commenter Gear Gods quips, "Now we know what it was that entered the sandman." — Read the rest
Security researcher Sarah Jamie Lewis wanted to demonstrate that the horrific stories of insecure networked sex-toys (and other Internet of Things devices) was the result of manufacturers' negligence, not the intrinsic limitations of information security.
Subtle Dildo is a collection of photographs wherein dildos may be found by observant viewers. [via]
Unsurprisingly, the occupied Malheur Wildlife Refuge buildings contain over 4000 native artifacts, belonging to the Burns Paiute tribe. The militant rebels are not making the native Americans feel good about their occupation, and apparently call the natives "savages."
The Burns Paiute Tribe is rightly demanding the United States live up to treaty obligations, and prosecute any damages to their artifacts and archaeological resources. — Read the rest
In 2009, Indian women sent pink underwear to Shri Ram Sene, a right-wing, conservative Hindu organization that had promoted street-violence against women who were perceived as "immodest."
