conspiracy theories These peaches come packaged with 9/11 conspiracy theories Thom Dunn

News Watch raw behind-the-scenes footage of the CNN newsroom on September 11, 2001 David Pescovitz

restaurants Fort Worth, Texas has a 9/11-themed bar David Pescovitz

mistakes FBI reveals name of Saudi embassy official thought to have supported 9/11 hijackers Rob Beschizza

politics House agrees to fund September 11th Victims Compensation Fund until 2090, one day after Jon Stewart's emotional plea Xeni Jardin

new york Watch: Jon Stewart breaks down while advocating for 9-11 first responders, at Congress hearing Xeni Jardin

walmart Walmart removes 9/11 WTC tribute display made from Coke cartons David Pescovitz

trump Trump solemnly recalls the 7-11 attacks Rob Beschizza

mistakes Tempe Tavern describes underage drinking bust as "our 9/11" Rob Beschizza

politics Conman Congressperson George Santos headed to the hoosegow Jason Weisberger

lego Supersized Lego Mario Kart rolls into town Allan Rose Hill

takeovers Musk's "top lieutenant" living in federal agency office with wife and kid, says worker (video) Carla Sinclair

the onion The Onion shares dark humor in these dark times Jason Weisberger

Incredibly strange holiday card photos from Christmases past Allan Rose Hill

Luigi Mangione copycat threats Woman's "delay, deny, depose" threat lands her in jail, but MAGA nuts can threaten with guns Carla Sinclair

tech New sonar images of Amelia Earhart's lost plane reveal an unfortunate truth Allan Rose Hill

emperor wears new clothes "Appalling!" Huge naked Trump statue sends GOP leader into rage — the same MAGA man accused of sexual harassment Carla Sinclair

donald trump Whining Giuliani schooled by official: "I know you're no longer a licensed attorney because you made false statements about the election, so allow me to clarify Michigan law for you." Mark Frauenfelder

racism Twitter loses World Bank ads over pro-Nazi content placement Mark Frauenfelder

publishing The Onion will be back in print Rob Beschizza