Funny Humorless Washingtonian thinks GOES211 plate is about penis-length, not Spinal Tap Cory Doctorow
crime Dallas doctor poisoned patients' IV bags with bupivacaine, epinephrine and lidocaine, killing one and hurting 11 more Rob Beschizza
outsider art Look inside this rented apartment secretly rebuilt into fantasy world by eccentric artist David Pescovitz
kansas City Fans suffering frostbite after freezing Kansas City Chiefs game may require amputations Jennifer Sandlin
blocked Delta passenger stuck in plane bathroom for 35 minutes — until pilot kicks the crap out it (video) Carla Sinclair
carbon dioxide Supermarkets running out of soft drinks due to carbon dioxide shortage, possible crisis on the horizon David Pescovitz
tabloids Presidential perverts, Trump's feet, and Biden's medical crisis in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
supreme court John Oliver offers corrupt Clarence Thomas a luxury RV and $1 million a year to "get the f*ck off the Supreme Court" Mark Frauenfelder
crime Gamon Jay Leacock, 49, accused of sexually assaulting two women, says he would like to not be all over the news Rob Beschizza
animals Here's a charming if incomplete list of animals that one man brought home to his wife during their 67-year marriage Jennifer Sandlin