putin Someone made A Putin Mosaic Out Of Penises Thom Dunn

crime Facemask prevents store from ID'ing man who stole a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo in broad daylight Thom Dunn

card games Stop playing Cards Against Humanity and start playing DICK instead Thom Dunn

street art Street artist erects a giant pink penis in New York City Rusty Blazenhoff

art Artist tells Flat Earth Society to pound sand with these amazing spherical paintings Popkin

Funny Put in front of a slow-motion camera, Larry David does the most Larry David thing ever Grant St. Clair

science fiction New online short class about one of Philip K. Dick's nuttiest novels David Pescovitz

tesla Cybertruck: a bad truck, a worse billboard Jason Weisberger

music Andy Samberg and Lady Gaga unite for a Lonely Island musical medley Grant St. Clair

politics The Congressional record will soon be full of dick pics Jason Weisberger

Technology Anonymous investor pours millions into undersea community — "to live in the ocean, forever" Ellsworth Toohey

Surgeon gives himself a vasectomy and posts video of procedure to Instagram as "gift" to his wife Allan Rose Hill

startups How a bartender turned dick-shaped candy into a $100K business Ellsworth Toohey

science fiction Dark sci-fi genius wrote at superhuman speed — Barry Malzberg Ellsworth Toohey

britain Chocolate giant Cadbury loses royal warrant after 170 years Rob Beschizza

books Best book covers of 2024 Allan Rose Hill

recipes How to make Elvis's famous Fool's Gold sandwich: The King's 8,000-calorie obsession Ellsworth Toohey

gadgets Become anyone with this LED face mask Rob Beschizza

politics Delicate flower Nancy Mace cries assault after a handshake Jason Weisberger