halloween Tiny corpse-hands reaching from the earth turn out to be armadillo legs Kevin Reome

music Ozzy Osbourne AI avatar will be 'tasteful' Rob Beschizza

sycophants Trump's ghoul boasts of massive imaginary fan club during Fox News masculinity pageant Jason Weisberger

Pedophile Protector Chinese leadership watches Grandpa Pudding Brains confidently explain imaginary fast-food statistics Jason Weisberger

misogyny Erika Kirk explains women's purpose: not careers, just babies Jason Weisberger

Crocodile tears Another Trump loyalty appointment lands at the Air Force Academy Jason Weisberger

AI Grammarly now summons dead authors to critique your writing Gail Sherman

The Damage is Done ICE retreats from Minnesota after weeks of backlash Jason Weisberger

Public Health Hazard ICE detention centers are now a public health hazard Jason Weisberger

cosplay Bovino takes the fall Jason Weisberger

wrong Stephen Miller mistakes hatred for insight, again Jason Weisberger

art Why modern movies don't feel or look real, no matter the budget Rob Beschizza

politics Miller slashes refugees to 7,500, reserves most slots for white Europeans Ellsworth Toohey

law Sabzi: Cornwall deli trademarked the Hindi word for "vegetables" then threatened cookbook author Rob Beschizza

Japan Copyright holders are finally beginning to push back against OpenAI Grant St. Clair

dolly parton Dolly Parton shuts down death rumors: "I ain't dead yet!" Gail Sherman

antifa Portland Chicken optimistic: "We're winning this" as the Frog Brigade grows Jason Weisberger

Sure Jan Sure, Jan: Stephen Miller has his finger on the pulse of Black Americans Jason Weisberger

Entertainment Stan Lee resurrected as ghoulish AI-powered hologram Grant St. Clair

freedom of speech Permitted Trump-Epstein statue smashed and removed without notice Jason Weisberger