holidays Chipotle celebrates National Burrito Day by giving away $100,000 in bitcoin this Thursday Carla Sinclair

labor Chipotle to pay $240,000 to workers fired for unionizing Rob Beschizza

Sure thing Jan Chipotle hopes you get this joke Jason Weisberger

animals Cat found in New Mexico 5 years after being lost in Oregon Xeni Jardin

fake news Hillary Clinton's funeral plans, and how to be like Donald Trump, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

picks Astronaut says flight to Space Station felt like "burrito of awesomeness smothered in awesome sauce" Xeni Jardin

media Safer sex with aliens, and other tabloid stunners Peter Sheridan

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