'Enquirer' It's enough to shake your faith in the billions of aliens killed on Earth with thermonuclear weapons 70 million years ago by Xenu, as the 'Enquirer' claims this is… Read the rest of the article: Scientology doomed, Royal family doomed, and Island of the Damned in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Hollywood's 33 Most Spoiled Brats!" dominate this week's cover. Only 33? It's an egregiously invasive and callous attack on the defenseless children of stars including Beyoncé, Will Smith,… Read the rest of the article: Presidential perverts, Trump's feet, and Biden's medical crisis in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' As if they're writing a cliff-hanger ending for the latest season of Britain's royal soap opera, this week's cover story declares: "King Charles – Six Months To Live!… Read the rest of the article: King Charles dead in 6 months, and Biden & Trump "get down and dirty" in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Hollywood's 20 Dumbest Stars Exposed!" is this week's cover story in what must be a deathly quiet week for real news. It must have been a tough job… Read the rest of the article: King Charles abdicates, Hollywood's most hated hunk, and Taylor Swift's engagement in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Trump Tied To Epstein Murder Cover-Up!" screams the cover story. With its inimitable elegant grasp of the English language, the 'Enquirer' reports that Donald Trump "diddled a member… Read the rest of the article: Trump's sex slave, a photogenic ghost, and Madonna going bald in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Kardashians' $3 Billion Empire Collapses!" No, it doesn't. The 'Enquirer' claims that "proof of the family's diminishing cultural importance" is demonstrated by the fact that Kylie Jenner has… Read the rest of the article: Covid cover-up, UFO cover-up, and Trump's sadistic sex tapes in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Britain's Queen Camilla is "Battling Breast Cancer!" screams the front page. The 76-year-old royal is facing a "Double Mastectomy nightmare" claims the 'Enquirer.' It's intriguing that the rag… Read the rest of the article: Taylor Swift's prenup battle and King Charles' facelift, in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "JonBenet Killer Caught!" screams the cover story. But no – no killer has been caught. Some self-appointed private investigators have allegedly gathered DNA from suspects with a dubious… Read the rest of the article: King Charles to abdicate, and JonBenet Ramsay's killers caught in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "JFK Autopsy Cover-Up Exposed!" screams the front page. "Dallas ER docs' secret testimony found!" Not exactly. Seven doctors who had been on duty at the time JFK was… Read the rest of the article: King Charles robs the dead in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Scientology's Darkest Secrets Exposed!" screams the cover story, which fails to live up to its ambitions. This is what passes as an exposé: "Celebs used as stooges!" Never… Read the rest of the article: Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids

'Enquirer' "Tragic Britney Going Broke!" declares the cover story. Ms. Spears has allegedly "burned through her whopping $60 million fortune" in the past two years – but it's not entirely… Read the rest of the article: Biden suffers strokes, Prince Andrew's new sex scandal, and a UFO over America, in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Matthew Perry Didn't Have To Die!" screams the cover, declaring: "Grim cover-up exposed!" Apparently "the truth behind the tragic funnyman's final minutes is being buried by the Los… Read the rest of the article: Trump's dementia and teddy bear sex in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' There must be scant news around this week, if the best the 'Enquirer' can manage is "Hollywood's Most Eligible Bachelors!" – a list of Hollywood hunks (with "more… Read the rest of the article: King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Natalee's Killer Gets Away With Murder!" indignantly screams that bastion of truth, justice and the American way, the 'National Enquirer.' "Shameless Meghan Seduces Costner!" Jordan Van Der Sloot… Read the rest of the article: Meghan Markle's "casting couch" and an Epstein "sex slave" murdered in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Iran Ignites World War III" screams the cover story, blaring: "Apocalypse Over Israel!" The 'Enquirer' seems to forget that it declared the start of WWIII a year ago… Read the rest of the article: World War III starts (yet again) and RFJ Jr is not RFK, in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Britain's Royal soap opera demands a dramatic new plot twist every week, according to the tabloids – even if nothing happens to warrant one. This week Queen Camilla… Read the rest of the article: Queen Camilla's divorce ultimatum and the Clintons betray Joe Biden, in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Is Biden Dying?" asks the cover story. Aren't we all? But rather than address such an existential question, the 'Enquirer' promises to expose the "shocking truth about Joe's… Read the rest of the article: Joe Biden dying and a UFO cover-up in this week's dubious tabloids.

National Enquirer The national tragedy that never ends yields yet another cover story for the 'Enquirer' this week, revealing – not for the first time – that "Two Shooters Killed… Read the rest of the article: JFK's second gunman, and alien life on Earth, exposed in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' She grew up in one of the biggest, most palatial mega mansions in Los Angeles, so you can imagine the glee at the 'Enquirer' as they splash on… Read the rest of the article: Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Just in case anyone thought that marriage to an accused serial killer might be all rainbows and butterflies, the 'Enquirer' proves you wrong with its cover story about… Read the rest of the article: Melania Trump's smoking gun, and Mitch McConnell's short-circuiting brain, in last week's dubious tabloids