The Onion poses a mystifying question of evolutionary biology: wouldn't it be better if animals had more eyes?
Should Animals Have More Eyes? pic.twitter.com/k26DDsiOLb
— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 5, 2017
Congressional Republicans are fighting Obama's plan to put a base on the moon and use it to launch an asteroid-capture program which would give NASA some practice in deflecting future asteroid-strikes -- as well as setting the stage for more ambitious missions, such as one to Mars. This whole kerfuffle was predicted by the Onion, two years ago, in a story called "Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth." Read the rest
From The Onion: "The groundbreaking Outkube.com launched this week, providing an online destination where pandering and incendiary content is used to lure moronic Internet commenters away from all other websites." Read the rest