Green Meanwhile, the container garden continues towards its ultimate purpose Jason Weisberger

animals The Onion wonders if animals should have more eyes Rob Beschizza

music When Ringo Starr and The Monkees pitched pizza together (video) David Pescovitz

thanksgiving 7.5 million Tofurky roasts have been sold, here's your chance to learn how they are made Jennifer Sandlin

Cooking Enjoy some gumbo today to celebrate National Gumbo Day! Jennifer Sandlin

Republicans White House drops meme on Matt Gaetz Jason Weisberger

Food Shrinkflation database tracks diminishing size of food products Rob Beschizza

ska South Dakota is the only US state without a ska band Thom Dunn

gop Unable to win elections with "Pro-Life," Republicans seek a new catchphrase for stripping women of rights Jason Weisberger

content Gizmodo fires Spanish site editors and replaces site with broken AI translation of English one Rob Beschizza

tabloids Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

trees City of Portland planted trees in downtrodden neighborhood and then didn't bother to water them David Pescovitz

creativity The Onion founder reveals tips for boosting creativity Mark Frauenfelder

grimace Zuckerberg's high-performance diet: a good time for the great taste of McDonald's Jason Weisberger

penis These Lithuanian penis-flavored potato chips can be yours for just $7 Thom Dunn

Food Danny Trejo, aka "Uncle Machete" says it's ok to share food with your dog; Here are some specifics about what your dog should and should not eat Jennifer Sandlin

gardening Things I have done right, and wrong, in the garden this year Jason Weisberger