Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats are the perfect food for Summer 2020

Everything is awful in this hellscape reality so you may as well enjoy some mustard, relish, and processed meatstuff with your marshmallow-lathered cereal. Hot Dog Rice Krispies Treat, Hellooooooooo Summer [The Vulgar Chef]

Here's a nice recipe for a milkshake to throw at fascists

"Combining the public humiliation of racists and one of nature's most delicious frosty treats is pure poetry in motion," writes Kim Kelly at VICE's Munchies, where we also read a disclaimer we'd like to pass on to you: "For legal reasons, we must mention that throwing milkshakes qualifies as assault in some jurisdictions."