toys Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff

art The real Backrooms wallpaper texture Rob Beschizza

unpowered flight Man, yeeted by a bison, is grateful for its mercy Jason Weisberger

yellowstone Tourist yeeted by Yellowstone bison not at fault, for once Gail Sherman

politics Help! What the heck is this, and why does it look just like a cursed, melted Donald Trump? Jennifer Sandlin

design Surgeons use free IKEA pencils to mark bone cuts Ellsworth Toohey

News A bison tossed a Yellowstone tourist 8 feet in the air Ellsworth Toohey

fire that does not cease Gaza's ceasefire has somehow expanded Israel's control to nearly 70% Jason Weisberger

Louisville Louisville's Can Opener gives 11foot8 a run for its money, peeling open trucks at a rate of about 1 per day Gail Sherman

youtube Max Fosh entered a nine-year-old into a roast battle Grant St. Clair

Food This German cheese is ripened by live mites, which you then eat Ellsworth Toohey

movies LEGO horror trailer Yellow looks ready for A24 Grant St. Clair

Not a single laugh: JD Vance tells another joke Jason Weisberger

natural wonders California's slowest natural disaster is a wandering mud hole Jason Weisberger

Space Webb spent three days photographing one beautiful galactic mess Jason Weisberger

Science Blood-red rain fell on India for two months and some physicists blamed a comet Ellsworth Toohey

awards Canberra's town crier recognized as world's loudest person with 122.4dB yell Rob Beschizza

politics Fed Chair Alan Greenspan intentionally babbled meaningless slop and got away with it Ellsworth Toohey

lapd Woman cheers Knicks win, LAPD bursts in and kills her dog Jason Weisberger

Dementia Donnie Grandpa Pudding Brains says the Supreme Court he rigged is rigged Jason Weisberger