crime Gamon Jay Leacock, 49, accused of sexually assaulting two women, says he would like to not be all over the news Rob Beschizza
desperate memoirists Marjorie grovels to "libtard" Jimmy Kimmel, asks to be on his show (video) Carla Sinclair
Business Insiders claim that Google's internet-fixing Jigsaw is a toxic vanity project for its founder, where women keep a secret post-crying touchup kit in the bathroom Cory Doctorow
Science Garden gnome dispatched to poles, equator, elsewhere, to measure gravitational variation Cory Doctorow
News After a vegan blue cheese won the Good Food Award, panicked dairy cheese makers forced the foundation to disqualify it Mark Frauenfelder
politics Jimmy Kimmel brutally mocks Trump for whining about Oscars "jail time" joke Mark Frauenfelder
music In 1964, two teens complained about "obscene" "Louie, Louie" lyrics to Indiana governor — 50 years later a reporter tracked them down and asked why Mark Frauenfelder
expensive publicity stunts Supreme Court shuns Marjorie Taylor Greene when she tries to appeal $100K mask fines Carla Sinclair
mistakes Read the cease-and-desist demands that Taylor Swift's lawyers sent to the private jet tracker—and his response Rob Beschizza
tabloids Taylor Swift's prenup battle and King Charles' facelift, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
Excellent 1990s camcorder footage of young man dancing alone in his room to The Prodigy David Pescovitz
Entertainment The most 1970s moment in TV history: Gabe Kaplan vs. Robert Conrad in the Battle of the Network Stars Ruben Bolling
world records Guinness World Records refuses to recognize youngster's record-breaking gymnastic hang Rob Beschizza
law Jail time for police analyst who warned pal encrypted chat app was infiltrated by cops Rob Beschizza