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NORTH AMERICAN: Is it an animal, mineral or vegetable?
SOMALIAN: Yes sir, I believe it is all three, sir.
NORTH AMERICAN: Hmm... Can I get it online?
SOMALIAN: I’m sorry, sir. I do not understand your meaning, sir. On where, sir?
NORTH AMERICAN: Online... You know, like at eBay or Amazon?
SOMALIAN: I do not think so, sir. You do not need to go all the way to the Amazon, sir. Read the rest