iFixit's Furby teardown is not for the faint of heart

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iFixit's teardown videos show the inside of your tech, breaking it down to determine how to repair it. However, not all tech survives the teardown process, like this unfortunate Furby.

For its final teardown of 2024, iFixit takes a look inside a Furby, the creepy/cute owl-gremlin robot toy that has seen several reboots since the original was released in 1998. — Read the rest

Biblically-accurate Furby

Turns out Etsy still has stuff worth paying for on it, such as the biblically accurate Furby. Lazarus Quinn will customize one for you for £226 and up ($270).

Modeled after the original Confetti Amadeus! Prices include ordering the highest quality furby, preferably new or working, I can find (snowball or champagne) + supplies, so I will have to ship supplies to my house before I can start on the project itself.

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The furby organ


From the galleries, the music grows louder and more complex as the slaves, surgically operated upon to sing but one perfect note each, are stimulated to more passionate efforts. Even the young emperor is moved by the sinister harmony of their song which in few ways resembles anything previously uttered by the human voice.
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Dystopia for kids: this $249 stuffed dinosaur reports everything your child says back to you

Dino, from Magical Toys

Meet Dino, an ugly plush dinosaur that comes armed with a built-in AI chatbot that records your kid's every word. For just $249, your child can share their secrets with this knockoff Barney while you eavesdrop through an app.

Let's be clear about what this is: It's literally just a lumpy stuffed dinosaur with a speaker, microphone, and chatbot crammed inside. — Read the rest

Furry gleans 60 pages of NSA documents regarding department's ban on Furbies

As if by some benign bureaucratic miracle, 60 pages of formerly classified NSA documents have landed in the lap of an internet information security enthusiast and furry. Last year, X (Twitter) user kotaKat filed a Freedom of Information Act request, partly as a joke, in order to gain hard evidence of an alleged NSA memorandum regarding the agencies' banning of Furbies in the 90s. — Read the rest