The sheriff's office in Trumbull County, Ohio received a strange gift last week. An unknown man was spotted on surveillance video walking up the sheriff's office, flipping off the security… Read the rest of the article: Creepy clown statue anonymously delivered to sheriff's office causes concern (surveillance video)
Last month, a 66-year-old resident of Glen Oaks Alzheimer's Special Care Center facility in Urbandale, Iowa was determined to have died. The facility contacted her family and notified a funeral… Read the rest of the article: Alzheimer's facility fined $10k after "dead" resident discovered breathing in a body bag
In Pleasanton, California, just east of San Francisco, an escaped cow and a Tesla collided. The Tesla suffered a broken window and the cow apparently pooped on the car's hood.… Read the rest of the article: Cow collides with Tesla, breaks windows, poops on hood. Cow OK.
Billings, Montana resident Chase Doak recorded this video of the suspected Chinese spy balloon floating over the US this week. From CNN: On Friday, Beijing claimed the balloon was a… Read the rest of the article: Video of the suspected Chinese spy balloon (aka "civilian airship") floating over Montana
Gillian Anderson, who rose to fame as The X-Files' Agent Dana Scully, is asking women to anonymously tell her their sexual fantasies. These days Anderson plays a sex therapist on… Read the rest of the article: Gillian Anderson wants you to tell her your sexual fantasies (if you're a woman)
In Rio de Janeiro, temperatures have been hitting 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep zoo animals cool, their caregivers are providing a delicious, refreshing snack: blood-flavored ice. Some… Read the rest of the article: Zoo animals enjoy blood-flavored popsicles to stay cool
Police in Hatfield, Massachusetts are searching for this charmingly off-model Shrek statue that a gentleman fashioned from concrete and placed on his lawn. It weighs 200 pounds so removing it… Read the rest of the article: Mean people stole a man's massive off-model Shrek statue right off his lawn
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's nominees for 2023 include the greats of Joy Division/New Order—who should obviously be voted in for their massive influence on indie music and… Read the rest of the article: Joy Division/New Order, Rage Against the Machine, The Spinners, among this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
Continuing their culture jamming prankster activism, the Satanic Temple (TST) is opening the Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic, named after the Catholic anti-choice Supreme Court Justice. "In 1950, Samuel… Read the rest of the article: Satanic Temple opens abortion clinic named after anti-choice Supreme Court Justice Alito
Reading, writing, 'rithmetic, and racism. Ohio officials are investigating the Dissident Homeschool Network which offers alternatives to public schools run by "Zionist scum." From the Times of Israel: These are… Read the rest of the article: Ohio's Dissident Homeschool Network instructs 2,500 members on how to raise "wonderful Nazis"
The great Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, announced that he will no longer tour because of poor health. Osbourne, 74, was slated to go on a European tour this year… Read the rest of the article: Ozzy Osbourne retires from touring because of declining health
In Alburgh, Vermont, a brawl broke out in the stands during a middle school basketball game at the Alburgh Community Education Center. Unfortunately, a 60-year-old man named Russell Giroux who… Read the rest of the article: Man dies during spectator brawl at middle school basketball game
A German beauty blogger identified as Shahraban K allegedly killed her doppelganger she found on Instagram to fake her own death. Shahraban reportedly enticed the other beauty blogger, Khadidja O,… Read the rest of the article: To fake her own death, beauty blogger killed her doppelganger
Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Lagash, near the modern village of Al-Shatrah, Iraq, have found a pub that served food and drink back in 2,700 BCE. The researchers who… Read the rest of the article: This pub is 5,000 years old
Vera Liddell—director of food services at Harvey School District 152 just outside Chicago—is accused of embezzling $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from the district. According to the Cook County… Read the rest of the article: Chicago school official busted for embezzling $1.5 million in chicken wings
Customers at a Mobile, Alabama gas station were upset by a real dick they encountered in the parking lot. "It was a whole d*ck." one employee said. Police arrived to… Read the rest of the article: Human penis found at gas station. No cause for concern, say police.
Ira "Bob" Born, the man who built a business on the backs of the marshmallow monstrosities known as Peeps, had died. He was 98. Peeps manufacturer Just Born Quality Confections… Read the rest of the article: Bob Born, "father of Peeps," RIP
The Tamagotchi is a delightful digital pet on a keychain that you must feed by pressing buttons to keep it "alive." Now, University of Chicago researchers have built a similar… Read the rest of the article: Wristwatch with living organism inside that must be fed for it to work
Zeus recently expressed his disdain for NASCAR by hurling a lightning bolt at the parking lot of JR Motorsports. As the electricity surges through the vehicle, its headlights turn on.… Read the rest of the article: Watch lightning strike vehicle and turn on its headlights at Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s parking lot (video)
Visual Capitalist used accident and injury data from the US National Safety Council to prepare this infographic below showing the odds that you will die from any one of a… Read the rest of the article: Here are your odds of dying from a wasp sting, sunstroke, drowning, alcohol poisoning, medical mishap, and other unfortunate experiences
