politics Ben Stein is sick of "colored" people complaining: they have "every chance at a good life" Mark Frauenfelder

racism Ben Stein is sad that there isn't a "large African-American woman" on his syrup bottle Mark Frauenfelder

grifters Melania Trump, noted independence expert, explains success Jason Weisberger

trump Here's the $250 bank note with Trump's mugshot on it Rob Beschizza

conspiracy theories This morning I met the "QAnon Shaman," and here are ten takeaways from our conversation Jennifer Sandlin

Science Study finds infrasound the likely horror in hauntings Rob Beschizza

News The Onion reaches deal to take over InfoWars Rob Beschizza

politics Hereditary peers get the boot from UK's House of Lords Rob Beschizza

Science Three scientists who said no to Jeffrey Epstein explain how Ellsworth Toohey

Fondling Fondly Lauren Boebert brings Hillary Clinton's deposition to a screeching halt Jason Weisberger

books John Shirley's guide to wrecking your career in science fiction John Shirley

straight to internet Surprise! The Melania movie is terrible and serves no purpose Jason Weisberger

trump Tim Cook gave Trump a gold iPad stand. Now he wants employees to calm down Séamus Bellamy

politics Trump finally gets the triumphal arch he deserves! Jennifer Sandlin

Science This physics professor transformed his country to 98% renewable energy in five years Ruben Bolling

politics Trump hosts Kennedy Center Honors with KISS and Stallone Ellsworth Toohey

politics Corporate America lines up to fund White House's Epstein Ballroom Ellsworth Toohey

Entertainment Watch The Onion's trailer for "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile" Ellsworth Toohey

Friends of ICE sniper: he lived on 4chan irony, not politics Jason Weisberger

politics Britain fires ambassador to U.S. over Epstein friendship Rob Beschizza