In 1911, inventor Frank P. Snow invented this "hat guard" to inflict a painful punishment on any creep with the gall to steal a chapeau belonging to another gentleman. From Weird Universe:
Read the restA thief could take the hat, but if he tried to put it on, a "guarding prong" would jab into his skull. The prong locked in place and could only be moved if you knew the code to the combination lock.
There's a "Party Hats for Grownups" store and it's got all you need to say "good riddance" to 2017 in cone-shaped, elastic-under-the-chin style.
The first one pictured above shows a bunch of dumpster fires with the words "adios" and "bye."
When flat, the second one, called "The Shit," looks like this:
And the third, "The Adios," like this:
A set of five (one style) is $10.25.
My friend Gabe created these fun "Fuck Trump" and "Immigrant" hats! All profits go to the American Civil Liberties Union! Gabe says:
On a personal note, making these hats has been a profound and grounding exercise in connecting with others from across the world that I would not have connected with otherwise. I know that the issues we face are complex and that Trump represents much greater forces than just him alone. I also know that this is but a small way to make a difference, but I do believe that it's important to express our dissent and let people know where we stand; that we will not be bullied by him or his supporters.
(And yes, that's Helena Christensen rocking the "Immigrant" hat below.)
Buy "Fuck Trump" and "Immigrant" hats
And follow Fuck Trump on Instagram!
Got lint on your felt fedora? You need a hat brush. Read the rest
My enormous head is about 62 centimeters around. That's 24 inches. This has had two consequences for my life. Firstly, no matter what I do, I look vaguely like a bobblehead doll. Secondly, hat acquisition is a problem. Read the rest
"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
As it is cold out, I've taken to wearing my Team Zissou beanie most days, and nights. For $10, delivered, you too can emulate the greatest adventurer never to sail the 7 seas.
The stop light symbol differentiates it from my Cousteau one.
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou Knit Hat Stoplight Red Beanie via Amazon Read the rest
It "unites the best of contemporary styles in hair and hats for young men," writes an unbylined author at Capitol Hill Seattle [via Stylite, via Dan Savage] Read the rest
If you are bald, awesome, and need a hat, I heartily recommend the San Francisco Hat Company.
I have several of their lovely fedoras. They are well made, fit well, re-block easily, and have lasted me years.
Don't let others tell you what to wear.
"Cock your hat - angles are attitudes." -- Frank Sinatra Read the rest
GQ looks at the last four centuries of fashion in men's hats. And yes, it includes the porkpie hat from Breaking Bad. Read the rest
Barbara Keal makes unusual felt hats, perfect for cold winter mornings and pagan orgies. [via Trendland] Read the rest
