idiot Mike Lindell blames it all on Satan Jason Weisberger

Louisville Louisville's Can Opener gives 11foot8 a run for its money, peeling open trucks at a rate of about 1 per day Gail Sherman

china China is using recruitment sites to buy top secret information Séamus Bellamy

Comics In "Punk'n Heads," the pumpkin masks are mandatory, the identity crisis is optional Gareth Branwyn

Operation Sorry You Lost Your Son "No stupid rules of engagement": The content war presidency and America's vibe-based war doctrine Jason Weisberger

Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug: The urgent mission of Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909 Ruben Bolling

death "Are you dead?" app goes viral in China with 10 million downloads Gail Sherman

Nature Sydney's collapsing rock formation: $300 fines ignored Ellsworth Toohey

politics The QAnon Shaman is running for governor of Arizona Grant St. Clair

politics Belligerent Christian protesters fail to rattle Buddhist monks on their Walk for Peace Jennifer Sandlin

politics Musk promised $2 trillion in cuts; spending went up Ellsworth Toohey

new math Fox News debunks Trump's "600 percent" price cuts Jason Weisberger

Food Campbells soup drama hits stock price Rob Beschizza

art These kinetic sculptures feature mundane, sad, beautiful, and desperate human movements on endless loop Jennifer Sandlin

water is wet Grandpa Puddin' Brains angry about modern sinks Jason Weisberger

nostalgia Rock'em Sock'em Robots fails to work IRL Jason Weisberger

gadgets Nuphy's Node75 mechanical keyboard loses the knob, gets a screenless touchbar Rob Beschizza

review The Onyx Boox Palma 2 is great but maybe don't buy it Séamus Bellamy

Trump has the law broken to honor a traitor, Confederate General Robert E. Lee Jason Weisberger