politics Pathetic White House invite for Trump sendoff is pathetic Xeni Jardin

trump Trump personally involved in quest to find National Parks staffer who retweeted image of his sparse inauguration crowd Rob Beschizza

fraud Sam Bankman-Fried has found one more scam: clemency Jason Weisberger

Tin foil hat Candace Owens takes her patriot act to Putin's talent show Jason Weisberger

productivity Engineer's anti-brain-fog routine: stare at a wall for 10 minutes Ellsworth Toohey

prison Profound documentary reveals horrors of Louisiana's non-unanimous jury system Natalie Dressed

propaganda White House waves away reports of dead Iranian schoolchildren as "propaganda" Jason Weisberger

Science A cheap blood pressure pill can take the sting out of painful memories Ellsworth Toohey

politics Bannon texted Epstein a rehab plan, called him "God," shared lawyers Ellsworth Toohey

maga The Gregory Brothers revive "Auto-Tune the News" for the Pam Bondi hearing Jennifer Sandlin

News How elites consoled Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction Ellsworth Toohey

Pedo Guy For some reason Elon Musk confuses child safety laws with personal persecution Jason Weisberger

Disney Long-time voice of Kermit calls the current Muppets a tribute band Gail Sherman

Calls for World Cup boycott grow over Trump policies Ellsworth Toohey

politics Green Bay police chief backs recruit with anti-government extremist tattoo Rob Beschizza

jerks Elon Musk publicly fixates on a teenager, everyone else cringes Jason Weisberger

Clearly, Elon Musk doesn't get invited to many parties Jason Weisberger

Squeal On Musk Billie Eilish tears into Elon Musk: "f***ing pathetic p**** b**** coward" Jason Weisberger

Portland frog costumes are effective psychological warfare against authoritarianism Mark Frauenfelder

Dangerous terrorist arrested in U.K., as one makes his escape in U.S. Rob Beschizza