Tin foil hat FEMA official claims divine Waffle House teleportation, somehow keeps job Jason Weisberger

Archie McPhee Tin foil hats for humans and cats Rusty Blazenhoff

undead Grandpa Pudding Brains gleefully describes his experiments in necromancy Jason Weisberger

police Sag Harbor cops still won't release footage of Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest Rob Beschizza

Human Rights Violations 60 Men, one toilet: Lawmaker describes conditions inside ICE facility Jason Weisberger

History Vermont's tilted "witch windows" were supposedly designed to stop witches Ellsworth Toohey

America's anti-litter campaign was corporate PR in a recycling costume Jason Weisberger

health Surgeon Generals' Warning: RFK Jr. is bad for your health Séamus Bellamy

fun Watch this YouTube channel microwave everything from peeps to fluorescent bulbs Popkin

Entertainment Original Marvel publisher Martin Goodman: Clueless suit, or progressive promoter of popular arts? Ruben Bolling

military "What the hell is that?" — U.S. missile bounces off UFO Séamus Bellamy

News Israeli cyber chief flees US after arrest in underage sex sting Ellsworth Toohey

Hot Pockets: 90's lunch legend or molten lava bricks? Jason Weisberger

politics Lauren Boebert fails to achieve escape velocity Jason Weisberger

politics RFK Jr's MAHA project funnels millions from public health to private wellness industry Jennifer Sandlin

News New Oklahoma standards teach kids how to be conspiracy theorists Ellsworth Toohey

politics First American Pope is not Trump, despite his own fantasizing Grant St. Clair

texas Bill banning furries in Texas schools dies after author unable to cite examples Rob Beschizza

politics Poor Michael Flynn discovers conspiracy theories aren't fun anymore Ellsworth Toohey

human rights Canadian detained by ICE for two weeks tells her story: "Everything felt like it was meant to break you" Ellsworth Toohey