boards Phil McCracken, Eileen Dover and other interestingly-named people fail to make it to a school board meeting Rob Beschizza

activism "Laxative" brownies turn Nantucket School Committee meeting into Schrodinger's shitshow Rob Beschizza

politics 27,224 people pre-ordered the Trump Phone Rob Beschizza

internet nostalgia The UK has formally declared Badger Badger Badger worthy of preservation Jason Weisberger

war Grandpa Puding Brains dances as the world burns Jason Weisberger

Fly the silent skies United Airlines' radical new idea: don't blast your phone on the plane Jason Weisberger

Stay up-to-date on the most important news in the universe with the ISS Piss Tracker Grant St. Clair

deep fakes Gold medalist forced to clarify he didn't record White House's AI tantrum Jason Weisberger

politics BBC edits out "Free Palestine" at BAFTAs, leaves in racial slur from man with Tourette Syndrome Rob Beschizza

Comics Al Jaffee's legendary Mad Christmas toy feature Ruben Bolling

Funny These slugs arguing over food is the cutest territorial fight you'll see today Popkin

australia Psst…. don't tell this adorable lil' tree kangaroo that he's got avocado all over his snout Jennifer Sandlin

archaeology "Open arse" — medieval Europe's rotting fruit delicacy found in Roman toilet Ellsworth Toohey

AI AI, whether you ask for it or not. Just ask Will Smith. Rob Beschizza

politics Man on the street interviews suggest Elon's new political party won't be a success (video) Jason Weisberger

politics Metadata implies FBI's "raw" Epstein jail footage was spliced Rob Beschizza

horror Wasps transform abandoned mask into horrifying natural sculpture Popkin

Games James Bond villain makes surprise return in video game, played by original actor Grant St. Clair

politics "Trump" rants wildly about Fishbone song, "Racist Piece of $***" Jennifer Sandlin

arizona Javelinas return for revenge on Arizona golf course Jennifer Sandlin