putin Someone made A Putin Mosaic Out Of Penises Thom Dunn

John McAfee With death, John McAfee reneges on promise to eat own penis on national TV Mark Frauenfelder

law Courtroom smackdown! Judge and defendant get nasty Rob Beschizza

art Soylent dick: a sculpture made of Soylent that spurts more Soylent when you praise Soylent Cory Doctorow

Sex 'We all need the D,' claims adorably clueless Canadian ad campaign for Vitamin D Xeni Jardin

Food Seattle area folks might like this inflation-busting burger sale Bob Knetzger

cars Remember the Hummer H3 tofu commercial? Elías Villoro

science fiction How will Jodie Whittaker's Doctor Who be dispatched? Possible spoilers follow…. Devin Nealy

contraband Woman charged with murder after deadly kiss with prisoner Carla Sinclair

SIgns signs everywhere signs Wisconsin house-flipping Mom shares the 'Welcome to Poundtown' sign's origin story Jason Weisberger

rain rain go away Hoping dicks do not rain from the sky, a law firm opens up shop in the "Metaverse" Jason Weisberger

sound Scientists figured out how to convert spider webs into songs Thom Dunn

murder How RentAHitman.com went from a legitimate business venture to a weird honeypot Thom Dunn

mermaids A brief history of what we think mermaids might look like Thom Dunn

NSFW Check out these sexy anthropomorphic airplanes, courtesy of r/Aeromorph Thom Dunn

politics Husband of Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert did jail time for "lewd exposure" in a bowling alley Rob Beschizza

qanon How a $100,000 K-Pop chicken nugget led to a new QAnon pedophilia conspiracy Thom Dunn

mainstream republicans Homophobic anti-mask school board official flips out while resisting arrest Mark Frauenfelder

trees Police interrupt exorcism at Home Depot David Pescovitz

bug juice Strange black substance on Maine beaches turns out to be millions of dead bugs Carla Sinclair