politics MAGA staffer paid $500 to get lacerations and "TRUMP WHORE" scrawled into her stomach then staged fake hate crime, says DOJ Ellsworth Toohey
gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn
NASA Impact! The DART mission, humanity's first attempt at redirecting an asteroid, finds its target Gareth Branwyn
very stable geniuses Drag-queen-hating, Kari Lake used to love drag queens so much that she did drag herself Jennifer Sandlin
wristwatches It's hard to tell the difference between a real $100,000 Patek Philippe and a $1,000 fake Mark Frauenfelder
happy mutants I'm coming to the Adelaide Festival this weekend (and then on to Wellington, NZ!) Cory Doctorow