Real things that actually exist This terrifying flea market 'Funtime' find was almost mine Rusty Blazenhoff
tabloids The Madness of King Charles and Obama's nepo baby in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
marketing Sending clowns to hang around elementary schools proves to be a bad idea for a marketing campaign David Pescovitz
police Massachusetts governor proposes a $5000 bonus for cops who undergo anti-racist training Thom Dunn
clowns This 'Clowna Sutra' shirt shows copulating clowns (and non-copulating balloon dogs) Rusty Blazenhoff
books Max Allan Collins on working with Mickey Spillane: essay and exclusive excerpt from long-lost Mike Hammer novel Max Allan Collins