Megxit Explodes - Who’s to blame? in this week’s dubious tabloids

It’s ’The Sound & The Fury' over at Buckingham Palace these days in more ways than one, as Britain’s royals all have differing perspectives on “Megxit,” while it’s Christmas and July 4th wrapped into one for this week's tabloids.

Side-by-side headlines show British tabloids praising Kate and shaming Meghan about the same thing

It's hard to think of any reason other than racism for the way the British press looks for every opportunity to lambaste Meghan Markle. Buzzfeed News compiled a bunch of side-by-side headlines to contrast the way the two princesses are treated.

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Adjectival overload, and the tabloids finally get one right, in this week’s round-up of the rags

Each celebrity has a tabloid quintessence as distinctive as a fingerprint: a pithy descriptor that distills their intrinsic scandal-value for those whose idea of journalism begins and ends at the supermarket check-out.

Penis fish, Simon Cowell’s missing boobs, and Hillary Clinton’s gay flings, in this week’s dubious tabloids

The new decade has brought some remarkable changes to the enlightened, kinder and gentler tabloids.

Royal brawl in palace, Brad & Jen’s reunion, and 2020 predictions in this week’s dubious tabloids

T’is the season when the tabloids look into the future to forecast what lies ahead for a scandal-filled 2020 - and when are they ever wrong?

Killing the Queen, John Lennon’s murder, and William Shatner’s talking horses in this week’s dubious tabloids

The phrase “You couldn’t make this shit up” clearly hasn’t reached the corridors of power at the tabloids, where they can, and do.

The Queen’s worst nightmare, Prince Andrew jailed, and Royal cosmetic surgery exposed in this week’s dubious tabloids

The Royal soap opera continues apace in this week’s tawdry tabloids, increasingly untethered from reality.

End of the British monarchy, FBI’s Epstein cover-up, and Mary Poppins’ orgy, in this week’s dubious tabloids

The British Royal Family is a blank canvas on which the tabloids feel free to paint whatever sordid soap operatic scandals they care to invent.

The trial of the century, Epstein’s killer exposed, and Obama’s hatred, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Hyperbole runs amok in this week’s tabloids, taking implausibility to new levels.

LBJ killed JFK, the Queen’s secret lover & Julia Roberts’ divorce, in this week’s highly dubious tabloids

There’s breaking news, fake news, a news flash, even news you can use, but they all supposedly share one attribute: their information is new.

Johnny Depp dying, Caitlyn Jenner’s baby, and the sexiest man alive, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Russell Crowe is an apt metaphor for this week’s tabloids.

Nipple clamps, squeezed breasts, and a Royal rude awakening, in this week’s dubious tabloids

The misogyny and male-centric myopia that lurks barely beneath the surface of the tabloids is proudly strutting its stuff again this week.

How Mafia Killed the Pope, Meghan & Harry quit the Royal Family, and the Obamas divorce, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Who are you going to believe: this week’s tabloids, or the evidence of your own eyes?

Royal sex & drug scandal, the Queen & Michael Douglas dying, and Miley Cyrus’s demonic possession, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Where would the tabloids be without the British Royal Family?

The multiverse, universal wave function and quantum mechanics in this week’s tawdry tabloids

Burning Man announced that its theme for 2020 is The Multiverse, which seems appropriate for this week’s crop of truth-defying tabloids, which in an infinite number of possible universes might actually be accurate in one of them.

Royal sex scandal lies, lawsuits and hair loss, in this week’s dubious tabloids

Assuming facts not in evidence is a time-honored courtroom objection, and one which could be stamped on almost every page of this week’s tawdry tabloids.

Princess Diana’s killer found (yet again) and Epstein scandal blackmail, in this week’s dubious tabloids.

“Shocking charge blows lid off 22-year cover-up” screams the cover of this week’s National Enquirer. “Diana’s Killer Found!”

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