vision The $1.99 ruler that measures pupillary distance (so you can order eyeglasses online) Rusty Blazenhoff
happy mutants Kickstarting Reflectacles: super-reflective glasses-frames that look amazing Cory Doctorow
Boing Boing Shop Wash your glasses and bottles like a boss with this nifty washer, now only $20! Boing Boing's Shop
tabloids Scientology doomed, Royal family doomed, and Island of the Damned in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
metal detectorists Scuba diver found 200 Apple Watches at the bottom of a chain-of-lakes David Pescovitz
politics CNN: Biden directs campaign "to highlight the crazy shit that Trump says in public" Jason Weisberger
nypd NYPD is on the lookout for woman who bashed subway musician on the head with a metal bottle (video) Mark Frauenfelder