goats Police scramble to locate person yelling "help" only to find that it was a goat. It didn't need their help. Rob Beschizza
nypd NYPD won't defend the warrantless subpoena it tried to get Twitter critic's data with Rob Beschizza
mass deportations Dictator Trump says he will give cops immunity to look at names and "take out" the "bad ones" (video) Carla Sinclair
tabloids Trump's sex slave, a photogenic ghost, and Madonna going bald in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
James River Bridge Virginia man crashes into 3 cars, then jumps off bridge to avoid arrest Carla Sinclair
parody Watch obscure Sesame Street characters perform Bruce Springsteen pastiche "Born to Add" Jennifer Sandlin
mistakes Sonoma County District Attorney admits story of 6-year-old dying of fentanyl overdose in playground was fabricated Rob Beschizza
privacy Apple now requires a court order before it lets cops see your push notifications Rob Beschizza
News Spanish cops seize 68,000 gallons of inedible lamp oil about to be passed off as "olive oil" Jason Weisberger