It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out Level 5 Goose Warning on the London Underground Popkin

grief Blind date brings new romance to grieving goose Rusty Blazenhoff

pets Caleb Kraft says goodbye to TikTok sensation Lucy the Goose Gareth Branwyn

Mooove over Cows try to intimidate a stoic goose Popkin

goose Knife-wielding goose patch Rob Beschizza

Funny Cop vs. goose (spoiler: goose wins) Andrea James

los angeles The nightmare of getting your car towed in LA Ellsworth Toohey

tyrannical tacticts Trump is wrong again: turns out Springfield's goose killer was a white man Carla Sinclair

News Customs agents find $5 million in meth disguised as watermelons Allan Rose Hill

immediate take-backs Oops! Crybaby Rittenhouse does instant about-face after snubbing Donald Trump Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures The prison that replaced its guard dogs with geese (video) Gail Sherman

new jersey New Jersey town to gas geese for excessive poop Natalie Dressed

archaeology "Perfectly preserved" 18th century cherries found in George Washington's Mount Vernon basement Allan Rose Hill

wheel of fortune Wheel of Fortune contestant goes viral for hilariously inappropriate guess Rusty Blazenhoff

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing

News Horsehead Nebula should be renamed Cosmic Goose, says AI Mark Frauenfelder

places Maxie is the world's largest goose—and will never attack you Popkin

books Ditch the pursuit of happiness and seek out wonder instead Gail Sherman

smuggling Six people arrested for smuggling goose guts hidden under rattlesnakes into the US David Pescovitz