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pets Caleb Kraft says goodbye to TikTok sensation Lucy the Goose Gareth Branwyn

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smuggling Two teens busted for smuggling 5,000 ants Allan Rose Hill

politics Fox's Ainsley Earhardt tells retirees to stop being so poor Ellsworth Toohey

Business Tech bro's "anti-fraud" AI actually just regular old fraud Ellsworth Toohey

animals Coast guard launches helicopter and boat rescue of two drowning people—who turned out to be neither Allan Rose Hill

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britain Chocolate giant Cadbury loses royal warrant after 170 years Rob Beschizza

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los angeles The nightmare of getting your car towed in LA Ellsworth Toohey

tyrannical tacticts Trump is wrong again: turns out Springfield's goose killer was a white man Carla Sinclair

News Customs agents find $5 million in meth disguised as watermelons Allan Rose Hill

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