aquatics Eel farm tees and other "conger-inspired merch" A.E. Gómez

beef-flavored chicken wings Archive of bland and unpleasant video game tie-ins Rob Beschizza

fyre fest Get yer seized Fyre Festival merch — straight from a U.S. Marshals auction Rusty Blazenhoff

merch Sony offers "The Last of Us" skateboard with "post-pandemic distressing" effect Rob Beschizza

Enchanted Tiki Bar Disneyland: A visit to Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar Rusty Blazenhoff

yes I have a dead chicken Terminator bookends and tankard Cory Doctorow

incredibly strange films Re/Search press releases its first-ever merch, only available for a few more hours Cory Doctorow

randotti figures Super-rare Disney theme-park merch on auction Cory Doctorow

ashtrays Libertarian plate "may poison food" Rob Beschizza

tiki Haunted Mansion tiki mugs! Cory Doctorow

indiana jones Indiana Jones Nazi face-melting candle Richard Kaufman

all hail the glow cloud Night Vale shorts that say "Creepy" on the butt Cory Doctorow

args Haunted Mansion loot crates! Cory Doctorow

merch Star Wars medical merch from Scarfolk, the horror-town stuck in the 1970s Cory Doctorow

hannukah Cards Against Humanity's 8 Sensible Gifts for Hannukah Cory Doctorow