cons Donald Trump shows off his skills as a pious bible salesman in this amusing montage Carla Sinclair

donald trump $400 gold Trump Sneakers "sell out" instantly Rob Beschizza

Joe Biden Biden launches 'Dark Brandon' meme merch with re-election campaign; plus 404 page Easter egg Rusty Blazenhoff

merch Eel farm tees and other "conger-inspired merch" A.E. Gómez

Games Archive of bland and unpleasant video game tie-ins Rob Beschizza

schadenfreude Get yer seized Fyre Festival merch — straight from a U.S. Marshals auction Rusty Blazenhoff

Games Sony offers "The Last of Us" skateboard with "post-pandemic distressing" effect Rob Beschizza

Entertainment Disneyland: A visit to Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar Rusty Blazenhoff

happy mutants Terminator bookends and tankard Cory Doctorow

happy mutants Re/Search press releases its first-ever merch, only available for a few more hours Cory Doctorow

happy mutants Super-rare Disney theme-park merch on auction Cory Doctorow

merch Libertarian plate "may poison food" Rob Beschizza

gift guide Haunted Mansion tiki mugs! Cory Doctorow

nazis Indiana Jones Nazi face-melting candle Richard Kaufman

happy mutants Night Vale shorts that say "Creepy" on the butt Cory Doctorow

happy mutants Haunted Mansion loot crates! Cory Doctorow

Boing Boing Gadgets Star Wars medical merch from Scarfolk, the horror-town stuck in the 1970s Cory Doctorow

happy mutants Cards Against Humanity's 8 Sensible Gifts for Hannukah Cory Doctorow